Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[SiickCurllyGurl]

My english teacher is about to get the hands if he doesn't post these fukking essay instructions like he said he would... a week ago..

 

[muse]

i met the parents yall
i thought maybe this day would come, just not so fukking soon!

i missed "dinner" (which was a good thing in the long run)
went to this boring ass sort of entertaining npr show where i sat between him and his father.
his father asking me all these questions "who else lives there besides you and your mom?" "how long have you had your cat?" "i heard you're an ant. hottie tottie people say aunt"

i say aunt

i was one of the most, if not the most, over dressed motherfukker in the whole chase building. here i am thinking dinner and a show, i wear a dress and heels. every body there had on gym shoes, jeans, boots, t shirts whatever. him and his parents included


but the icing on the cake

ohhhhhh the icing on the cake ladies and gents

was when i fell down the fukking stairs

the plush carpeting coupled with heels and walking down was a sure fire recipe for disaster. thank goodness his parents didnt see me (but family friends did), but boy was i the center of attention.

and now im eating a $15 deep dish pizza from giordanos where the crust taste like cardboard

fukk me



thank goodness this day is over!
it was really cute tho, my gay guy was really cute
and at least they said my name correctly

 

[Raava]

i met the parents yall
i thought maybe this day would come, just not so fukking soon!

i missed "dinner" (which was a good thing in the long run)
went to this boring ass sort of entertaining npr show where i sat between him and his father.
his father asking me all these questions "who else lives there besides you and your mom?" "how long have you had your cat?" "i heard you're an ant. hottie tottie people say aunt"

i say aunt

i was one of the most, if not the most, over dressed motherfukker in the whole chase building. here i am thinking dinner and a show, i wear a dress and heels. every body there had on gym shoes, jeans, boots, t shirts whatever. him and his parents included


but the icing on the cake

ohhhhhh the icing on the cake ladies and gents

was when i fell down the fukking stairs

the plush carpeting coupled with heels and walking down was a sure fire recipe for disaster. thank goodness his parents didnt see me (but family friends did), but boy was i the center of attention.

and now im eating a $15 deep dish pizza from giordanos where the crust taste like cardboard

fukk me



thank goodness this day is over!
it was really cute tho, my gay guy was really cute
and at least they said my name correctly

Let's look at the positives.

It's over with.
You were the best dressed person in the room.
You fell on push carpet.
They said your name right.
Something was said about cake
And you had pizza, bad pizza is still pizza

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

i met the parents yall
i thought maybe this day would come, just not so fukking soon!

i missed "dinner" (which was a good thing in the long run)
went to this boring ass sort of entertaining npr show where i sat between him and his father.
his father asking me all these questions "who else lives there besides you and your mom?" "how long have you had your cat?" "i heard you're an ant. hottie tottie people say aunt"

i say aunt

i was one of the most, if not the most, over dressed motherfukker in the whole chase building. here i am thinking dinner and a show, i wear a dress and heels. every body there had on gym shoes, jeans, boots, t shirts whatever. him and his parents included


but the icing on the cake

ohhhhhh the icing on the cake ladies and gents

was when i fell down the fukking stairs

the plush carpeting coupled with heels and walking down was a sure fire recipe for disaster. thank goodness his parents didnt see me (but family friends did), but boy was i the center of attention.

and now im eating a $15 deep dish pizza from giordanos where the crust taste like cardboard

fukk me



thank goodness this day is over!
it was really cute tho, my gay guy was really cute
and at least they said my name correctly

I have no clue of the background...... gay guy?

But I have to admit, I was and had to get a glass of wine before I read it.

The 'how long have you had your cat' had me

Still not sure what's going on, but thanks for making me get up for more wine!

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Let's look at the positives.

It's over with.
You were the best dressed person in the room.
You fell on push carpet.
They said your name right.
Something was said about cake
And you had pizza, bad pizza is still pizza

You summed it up faster and better than me!!! ........

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

@raedawn07

You always say what I want to say before I say it. For that, I thank you. If I had a dikk, I'd simp in a second flat. Hard.

 

[muse]

I have no clue of the background...... gay guy?

But I have to admit, I was and had to get a glass of wine before I read it.

The 'how long have you had your cat' had me

Still not sure what's going on, but thanks for making me get up for more wine!

i call him gay, he claims he's not, we're "dating"

Let's look at the positives.

It's over with.
You were the best dressed person in the room.
You fell on push carpet.
They said your name right.
Something was said about cake
And you had pizza, bad pizza is still pizza

this is a great fukking post. thank you girl. pos rep when its back
that carpet was a gift and a curse tho forreal . my soul still died

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

i call him gay, he claims he's not, we're "dating"

I'm probably new in this, but why do you think he's gay?

 

[Raava]

@raedawn07

You always say what I want to say before I say it. For that, I thank you. If I had a dikk, I'd simp in a second flat. Hard.

Aw shucks

 

[muse]

I'm probably new in this, but why do you think he's gay?

umm, well first off, his voice. not very manly
he's a little just a tiny bit squeamish.
when he's looking at his watch every now and then he breaks his wrist
but what really pisses me off, is he wipes my p*ssy juices on his sheets
but its his voice that kills me

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

umm, well first off, his voice. not very manly
he's a little just a tiny bit squeamish.
when he's looking at his watch every now and then he breaks his wrist
but what really pisses me off, is he wipes my p*ssy juices on his sheets
but its his voice that kills me

you had me at squeamish....and voice.

pisses you off at juice on the sheets?

 

[innocentdevil]

i met the parents yall
i thought maybe this day would come, just not so fukking soon!

i missed "dinner" (which was a good thing in the long run)
went to this boring ass sort of entertaining npr show where i sat between him and his father.
his father asking me all these questions "who else lives there besides you and your mom?" "how long have you had your cat?" "i heard you're an ant. hottie tottie people say aunt"

i say aunt

i was one of the most, if not the most, over dressed motherfukker in the whole chase building. here i am thinking dinner and a show, i wear a dress and heels. every body there had on gym shoes, jeans, boots, t shirts whatever. him and his parents included


but the icing on the cake

ohhhhhh the icing on the cake ladies and gents

was when i fell down the fukking stairs

the plush carpeting coupled with heels and walking down was a sure fire recipe for disaster. thank goodness his parents didnt see me (but family friends did), but boy was i the center of attention.

and now im eating a $15 deep dish pizza from giordanos where the crust taste like cardboard

fukk me



thank goodness this day is over!
it was really cute tho, my gay guy was really cute
and at least they said my name correctly

I was reading this post with my hands in front of my face

this makes me scared...I'm meeting the parents today too

wish me luck girls

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Good luck yall

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[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Woke up at 6am today and deep cleaned the house. Got to test out my new floor steamer and it works like a dream I'm probably the only person that gets excited over new cooking and cleaning suplies It's now 3:24pm and I only have my bedroom and bathroom left After that I'll cook some tacos and watch Peach Girl

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I was reading this post with my hands in front of my face

this makes me scared...I'm meeting the parents today too

wish me luck girls

good luck ladies
be nice to the mother
and u will get the peen comittment