Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Nintendough]

So when I played football me and the brehs would get goal pylons, pretend they were dikks and have "sword fights".



Yes ladies a sports locker room is as suspect as you think it is

 

[Token]

Uggghhhh I want carrot cake!!!!!! Right now. Brownies would be awesome, too. Or cupcakes....pretty much anything that is considered "not good for me" would work perfectly. Donut holes

 

[innocentdevil]

OMG lmaoooo

 

[SouthernBelle]

OMG lmaoooo

The look on her face wondering if anyone saw it

 

[Icantspell]

reallythough howsad ​

 

[charmander]

i swear to allah everyone who played a part in putting @montpelier back in the green will pay

 

[Mr. Negative]

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the comments, though. Like they really feel bad that this experience will lead her to being too humiliated to suck dikk again.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

I went to the hospital today for an emergency.

I told at least five people there my cardiologist name and they kept referring to her as he.

There were three nurses that were females and the other two were male doctors.

I would have never thought of a doctor needing to be a female.

 

[Cappy77]

I hate this cold weather but at least I get to wear one of my cute new coats.

 

[yeahisaidit]

Where did these pounds come from

Stop feeding me steroids

 

[Lana Kane]

Where did these pounds come from

Stop feeding me steroids

give them to me, ill have them

 

[LimitedEdition]

- Hey yall. Im around. Doing the most at my job. They want me to go fulltime. I need to go back to school next semester tho. Decisions decisions.

- I want a grilled cheese sandwich but no one is gonna make it the way I want. Maybe Ill just starve till I get home.

-The ipad apps for kids. I thought my niece had free apps, she doesn't. Almost all of them are paid. I think I will however start a thread and update it on different apps or pretty cheap ones.

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

I live with some passive aggressive motherfukkers...

As this couldn't have been addressed in person later on tonight....
Yes i started the disher because y'all just like to re-use dirty nasty shyt
and Uhh you're not suppose to put every fukking dish we have in there... or they won't get clean
i can't with these heauxs..

 

[innocentdevil]

I live with some passive aggressive motherfukkers...

As this couldn't have been addressed in person later on tonight....
Yes i started the disher because y'all just like to re-use dirty nasty shyt
and Uhh you're not suppose to put every fukking dish we have in there... or they won't get clean
i can't with these heauxs..

They want the dirty dishes to pile up and then wash them

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

They want the dirty dishes to pile up and then wash them

EXACTLY!!
then they get mad when there's no dishes