Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Amy Traphouse]

How am I suppose to help you with your relationship problems you're having......when your relationship is with a married man? That's the problem

But they don't hear you tho!


Getting my perv on at the gym as usual, heading back to the locker room with my friend she points at this guy who's dikk is playing peek a boo under his basketball shorts....

and this happens

Damn near broke my fukkin ankle . I couldn't do nothing but laugh and thank my homie for saving me from actually busting my ass.

 

[Token]

you got on cam for them hoes but not me?

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Who you calling a hoe you degenerate heffa?

 

[Sansprix]

Listening to Throwbacks 102.3 on Tunein Radio app

Now playing: What's up Doc? by The Fu-Schnickens I used to love this song and try my hardest to keep up with the fast rappin dude.

 

[Rawtid]

One day I'm going to be completely honest in a cover letter:

Dear whoeverthefukk,

The reason I'm applying to your company is because I typed in a keyword and limited the distance from my house to the job to 10 miles and your company came up. Whatever you're hiring for, I'm pretty sure that I can do it. I live close so I'd be on time. Well here is my resume and I know it doesn't match any of the criteria you are looking for, but I decided to say fukk it because i really want to work close to my house.

Thank you.

 

[Libra Lady]

I'm getting ready to watch Eat Pray Love. I read the book some years back and I honestly only liked the "Love" part. I hope the movie is better than the book a'la The Devil Wears Prada. I like Julia Roberts so that's at least one plus going in...

 

[Ashley Banks]

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

 

[RandomRN86]

Men at the gym are bigger perverts than me....My Elliptical was stalked I went in the fitness room to do some yoga to cool down, and I was watched....


My goodness...mind you, this was 10:30 at night..

 

[RandomRN86]

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Ive got a defibrillator and heparin drip on deck.


Whats going on?

 

[RandomRN86]

I'm getting ready to watch Eat Pray Love. I read the book some years back and I honestly only liked the "Love" part. I hope the movie is better than the book a'la The Devil Wears Prada. I like Julia Roberts so that's at least one plus going in...

I recently read this book, beautifully written. I'm on my own Eat,Pray, Love journey


I have yet to watch the movie.


Are you reading on a tablet or are you still reading books?

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Just came in from my bday dinner goodness my friends are the best had a great time.

I looked so swagged out geese!!

rlx jacket, seven for all man kind jeans, fresh crisp white polo tee , swanky kicks. I was the freshest nikka in the state tonight. Even doe i was on chill mod mad casual my swag was on a hundred tonight.

Best part everyone kept telling me how good i looked .

One of my female friends kissed me on the lips (all in fun )

night!!

I hope juicy had a great night as well.

 

[Libra Lady]

I recently read this book, beautifully written. I'm on my own Eat,Pray, Love journey


I have yet to watch the movie.


Are you reading on a tablet or are you still reading books?

Oh? That sounds like fun. I agree even though I didn't start getting into the book until the end (Love), it was very well written and from watching Elizabeth Gilbert on Oprah, she seemed like a really genuine/cool person.


Unfortunately, I too will now have to wait to watch the movie (fukk you Walmart!) I was all comfy thinking I was about to watch the DVD and its messed up. *sigh*

I'm still reading books.

 

[Libra Lady]

Happy Birthday to the Greatest Artist Of All Time!

 

[ThiefyPoo]

my ps3 acting up

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Potluck @ work today.
Hell nawl I didn't cook for these b*stards. Went and got some stuff to make meatball subs.

 

[Rawtid]

Job hunting is such a drag, but it seems things are opening up. I just saw at least 4 jobs I was directly qualified for based on skills, a couple I COULD be qualified for if I were to stretch my imagination and then a few more that I would just apply to just to be formally rejected.

Here is another honest cover letter:

Dear You reading this,

I see that your company has excellent benefits and I would love to join your team so that I can rape them. I have a few higher education degrees that I would like to pursue on your dime, along with cosmetic surgery that my doctor will deem medically necessary. I would love to make good use of your generous PTO policy as well because I'm sure this job will make me "sick" all the time. I see that you have openings so whatever you need to fill the fastest, I'm sure that I can do it. Holla back at ya girl. One.

Rawtid!

P.S. My resume is attached but I wouldn't bother.