If had to choose between a best friend and a man, and they couldn't be the same person, I would choose a best friend.
I need someone I feel comfortable enough to complain to. The person that will co-sign with "Man, fukk people they ain't" instead of some count your blessings bullshyt. I know my blessings, I'm just not in the fukking mood to count them right now.
You gotta roll the R like "are you going to use the laundrrrry machine"..... so classy

"Nah baby that isn't weird, it's just different...I like different women

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