welp, I'm pissed off again. called my gym to cancel my membership (due to relocation) and they said I couldn't because I agreed to a 3-year membership (DESPITE the fact when I MADE sure it was month to month and they told me it was too) so now I'm like

because the reason i can't cancel it is
------Le me: Hello (insert gym) I'm afraid I will have to cancel my membership.
Gym: aww, why's that?
Le me: I'm relocating and I won't be able to make it to the gym on a weekly or daily basis anymore.
Gym: we can't cancel your membership. according to what was pulled on the computer, you signed up for a 3-year membership.
me

the fukk?) Ma'am, I never signed up for a 3 year membership...only for it to be month to month.
gym: well, how far are you locating?
me: (says the place)
gym: well, you see, we can't cancel it still. You would have to relocate 40 miles for us to cancel it due to the relocating reason.
me: .............................................................................................................Okay.--------
the flying fukk kind of response is that?

I can't....is that even a valid way? is this even legal? like bytch, If I'm relocating, that's good enough reason not to continue my membership. Like, why would I pay for something I'm not going to be able to use much longer??? and why would you EVEN put me on a3-year memebership. when I know for the fact y'all was the one to say it was a month to month plan???
ughhhh I'm so fukking mad, i could just burn down the gym. And then they said to bring in the receipt....I literally just moved my shyt, so it could be in one of these boxes. Like, why is everyone trying to piss me off today?