Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[NotaPAWG]

Ladies, I need your advice or opinions.'

So I'm moving back to Mass. The plan was I was my dad was going to fly down here at the end of July or first week of August and drive back up with me so I didn't have to drive alone.

Well. I started talking to this guy A WEEK AGO . we've never met but have many mutual friends. He lives an hour from where I'll be moving back to up in Mass. we been texting, talking on the phone, face timing. Etc etc.

Anyways, so there's this huge music fest in Philly July 23rd-July26nd. I said something about how I wanted to go but didn't wanna drive all the way up from Florida to Philly by myself (highways give me anxiety)

This was his response (keep in mind, just 3 days after we started talking)

Spoiler

Anyways. Yesterday I got my car checked out (engine light has been on but it's just a sensor) and I texted him that if he was serious about it I would order my ticket to TIH (the music fest in Philly we'll be hanging out at the 23rd-26th) and he said "let me know which date you wanna leave so I can order my ticket and take the time off from work..

The 21st.

So He ordered his plane ticket yesterday to fly down the 21st and I'll be picking him up from the Airport at 11am and then we'll hang around and explore for a few hours before we hit the road to Philly

/

Do yall think he just wants to fukk me? A male friend of mine said he probably just wants to fukk me. But that kinda makes no sense considering I'd be back up living an hour away from him anyways so why a. Take the extra time off from work and b. Spend like 200 bucks on a plane ticket just to fly down here to drive back up with me (to a fest he was already planning on going to) just to try and fukk me?

I need yall's opinion or advice. I'm overthinking the shyt out if this.

He drives me crazyyyyy.

Edit: also, this is the kinda stuff he texts me to give yall some more context

Spoiler

(He sent me a package in the mail)

 

[Elle Driver]

I wanted to buy a lil outfit for my sister in laws baby shower and I got it online. I ordered a size 2 and it doesn't fit right, like it's too big. Now I have to go through the hassle of finding another outfit. But I'm too tomboyish for dresses. Anyone know where I can get a cute jumpsuit or romper?

 

[CinnaSlim]

Ladies, I need your advice or opinions.'

So I'm moving back to Mass. The plan was I was my dad was going to fly down here at the end of July or first week of August and drive back up with me so I didn't have to drive alone.

Well. I started talking to this guy A WEEK AGO . we've never met but have many mutual friends. He lives an hour from where I'll be moving back to up in Mass. we been texting, talking on the phone, face timing. Etc etc.

Anyways, so there's this huge music fest in Philly July 23rd-July26nd. I said something about how I wanted to go but didn't wanna drive all the way up from Florida to Philly by myself (highways give me anxiety)

This was his response (keep in mind, just 3 days after we started talking)

Spoiler

Anyways. Yesterday I got my car checked out (engine light has been on but it's just a sensor) and I texted him that if he was serious about it I would order my ticket to TIH (the music fest in Philly we'll be hanging out at the 23rd-26th) and he said "let me know which date you wanna leave so I can order my ticket and take the time off from work..

The 21st.

So He ordered his plane ticket yesterday to fly down the 21st and I'll be picking him up from the Airport at 11am and then we'll hang around and explore for a few hours before we hit the road to Philly

/

Do yall think he just wants to fukk me? A male friend of mine said he probably just wants to fukk me. But that kinda makes no sense considering I'd be back up living an hour away from him anyways so why a. Take the extra time off from work and b. Spend like 200 bucks on a plane ticket just to fly down here to drive back up with me (to a fest he was already planning on going to) just to try and fukk me?

I need yall's opinion or advice. I'm overthinking the shyt out if this.

He drives me crazyyyyy.

Edit: also, this is the kinda stuff he texts me to give yall some more context

Spoiler

(He sent me a package in the mail)

If he spent money to send you a package (depending on what it was) and is willing to buy a plane ticket, and drive what? Like 15 hours with you he probably wants more than just sex. I think he likes you lol. Overthinking it is normal tho, just take it a day at a time but be careful and always have a plan b.

 

[MoonGoddess]

I wanted to buy a lil outfit for my sister in laws baby shower and I got it online. I ordered a size 2 and it doesn't fit right, like it's too big. Now I have to go through the hassle of finding another outfit. But I'm too tomboyish for dresses. Anyone know where I can get a cute jumpsuit or romper?

Dillards, Macys, but stores like Forever 21, Charlotte Russe and those teenage type stores always have the cutest dresses and rompers. The materials just are not that great. Oh and Marshalls especially now they have really cute stuff.

 

[Bless't]

The coli has my mind in get gutter... A dude told me I needed to get a 'nightcap' I was like ' if I think I know what your saying I'm good.' He was like well what do I mean?
I whispered i think ur saying I need to get laid. He was like I meant u need to get a drink.

So I'm like why are you calling it a nightcap then??? He said so it can relax you and help u sleep. I told him keep it in the room. He said he would but I doubt it. Even if he does he'll prolly look at me like she a freak.

You've never heard of the term 'nightcap'? I mean, maybe in the context of the conversation, he was implying it the way you originally thought... but

 

[Elle Driver]

Dillards, Macys, but stores like Forever 21, Charlotte Russe and those teenage type stores always have the cutest dresses and rompers. The materials just are not that great. Oh and Marshalls especially now they have really cute stuff.

Ima try TJ Maxx because Marshalls is way out and they are pretty much the same lol. Only juniors stuff fits me, which is prolly why people always think I'm a teenager lol. Ima take my husband with me to torture him.

 

[MoonGoddess]

Ima try TJ Maxx because Marshalls is way out and they are pretty much the same lol. Only juniors stuff fits me, which is prolly why people always think I'm a teenager lol. Ima take my husband with me to torture him.

Ahhh yes nothing like some old fashion male torture

 

[Elle Driver]

Ahhh yes nothing like some old fashion male torture

CVS at least let me exchange the conditioner and get my Aussie moist. But he don't listen to me. I even texted him the picture and called him to make sure he's like "okay okay". But then he brought the wrong shyt and said he never paid attention to my texts because he's (and I quote) "an old man", and he thought it was better for me to get the BOGO shampoo/conditioner.

 

[MoonGoddess]

CVS at least let me exchange the conditioner and get my Aussie moist. But he don't listen to me. I even texted him the picture and called him to make sure he's like "okay okay". But then he brought the wrong shyt and said he never paid attention to my texts because he's (and I quote) "an old man", and he thought it was better for me to get the BOGO shampoo/conditioner.

Smh. Idk why but my guys doesnt like confrontation at all so he never makes these kind of mistakes, he'd rather just not buy the item.
Lol i know its stupid but the usual things that we do that would annoy men doesnt seem to bother him. He calls me petty cause i used to try and annoy him. He would just ignore me or stop talking to me. I annoy hime when km not trying so besides a couple of things theres not to much k can do to torture him. That annoys me and makes me happy at the same time.

 

[Elle Driver]

Smh. Idk why but my guys doesnt like confrontation at all so he never makes these kind of mistakes, he'd rather just not buy the item.
Lol i know its stupid but the usual things that we do that would annoy men doesnt seem to bother him. He calls me petty cause i used to try and annoy him. He would just ignore me or stop talking to me. I annoy hime when km not trying so besides a couple of things theres not to much k can do to torture him. That annoys me and makes me happy at the same time.

Awwwwww that's so cute. Lucky bish.

 

[Dat Bruh Bill]

I feel like crying but he's not worth my tears.

toughen up shawty

 

[jeh]

Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Not Giving Her Morning Sex
Via NEWS JOURNAL:
An angry Deltona woman cut her boyfriend’s belly after he refused to have sex with her, investigating Volusia County sheriff’s deputies said.


Yanilca Ortiz-Burgos, 37, attacked her boyfriend, Jose Vega-Hernandez, 46, with a knife in the presence of three children ages, 9, 10 and 17, an arrest report shows.

Ortiz-Burgos was arrested and charged with aggravated battery on a person with a deadly weapon and child abuse.

She was released on her own recognizance under the supervision of the court’s pretrial release program.

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Ima try TJ Maxx because Marshalls is way out and they are pretty much the same lol. Only juniors stuff fits me, which is prolly why people always think I'm a teenager lol. Ima take my husband with me to torture him.

I was just about to say, try juniors. Idk how old you are, I'm 31 & I still wear juniors because misses are too big/don't fit right.

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

The first thing my coworker told me when I got to work today was that he saw a mouse this morning.

 

[MoonGoddess]

#HOSN