Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[QueenSheba]

How can I get over a player that's sooooo attractive and a a$$hole to go along with it?

He keeps playing with my heart. @bcrusaderw seen him...

 

[jeh]

How can I get over a player that's sooooo attractive and a a$$hole to go along with it?

He keeps playing with my heart. @bcrusaderw seen him...

Do you wear your heart on your sleeve?

 

[QueenSheba]

Do you wear your heart on your sleeve?

 

[jeh]

Dry your eyes, please don't cry. you can be strong, if you just hold on.

 

[thirdeye]

I had a coli breh text me saying he just had a handjob that was disappointing, the fukked up part is he knows I kinda dig him.......well I did, now

I can't say I'm surprised tho.

 

[wet landscapes]

I had a coli breh text me saying he just had a handjob that was disappointing, the fukked up part is he knows I kinda dig him.......well I did, now

I can't say I'm surprised tho.

them PUA mind tricks
probably thinks that your female jealousy is gonna make you want him even more

 

[Bless't]

Daaaamn!! That was funny af!

 

[Bless't]

them PUA mind tricks
probably thinks that your female jealousy is gonna make you want him even more

I bet that's what he was going for.



Either that or he's just altogether not that intelligent.

 

[thirdeye]

them PUA mind tricks
probably thinks that your female jealousy is gonna make you want him even more

I didn't think of that but now you mentioned it, he has been saying some questionable shyt. For example: trying to see how thick the white girl was in the other car, saying he has a soft spot for ratchets. I'm not a very jealous person seeing that I'm happy with my life so he's just wasting his time and effort on using these mind tricks.

 

[Rawtid]

My co-worker is just dumb for no reason, well maybe not dumb but shyt he does, just doesn't make sense. We WFH on Tuesdays, but this Wednesday his kids have an eye appointment at 3 pm and he lives about an hour from the office. So he works from home today and is going to come in tomorrow and leave early. Why not come in today and wfh tomorrow? He said he wasn't doing anything today AND we have that flexibility. Then the first one to complain about traffic and gas.

 

[Rawtid]

I had a coli breh text me saying he just had a handjob that was disappointing, the fukked up part is he knows I kinda dig him.......well I did, now

I can't say I'm surprised tho.

That's where you fukked up. Stop giving these coli nikkas the time of day...whether it's PM or text. I hope you blocked him and said horrible things about his parents. He definitely did that on purpose.

 

[wet landscapes]

this book I'm reading is so good y'all
don't sleep on old or foreign books, this was written by a french guy in 1932 but it's not boring or dated at all
this letter exchange between a teenage son of a beautiful woman and the man that's following/stalking said woman was really funny:

"I suppose you are on vacation at the moment and don't really know what to do with your time. I won't give you any advice on this subject, as I prefer not to waste mine in writing at any greater length to the most sour-faced, cross-eyed chicken it has ever been my hard luck to encounter.
Be so good as to give your mother my most humble respects.

Narcense.

Monsieur,

On this day of national rejoicing my mother has been crying for hours because I told her you wanted to murder me. It's shameful to make my poor mother suffer so, Monsieur.

Her son,
Theo.

P.S. Bet you anything you get cold feet.
P.P.S. Not especially funny, your dog.
P.P.P.S. See how tactful I am, this time my envelope is sealed (like my mothers panties). "

 

[wet landscapes]

I didn't think of that but now you mentioned it, he has been saying some questionable shyt. For example: trying to see how thick the white girl was in the other car, saying he has a soft spot for ratchets. I'm not a very jealous person seeing that I'm happy with my life so he's just wasting his time and effort on using these mind tricks.

he's really playing games!!

 

[jeh]

 

[jeh]

Daaaamn!! That was funny af!

Good thing moong saw your alert, otherwise no one would have quoted that funny video