Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[The Mad Titan]

I'm watching "Unhung Hero" a documentary about a guy with a small penis.

The doctor basically said he has the equivalent to a girl with an A cup. I took offense, but it's worst for guys because at least I have an ass and pum pum to work with. If a guys has a small dikk, he might as well be a lesbian at least they can use a strap-on which can change size.

and

 

[Arishok]

My man cooked for me last night after I got off work

 

[Elle Driver]

I need to slow down.

 

[Dwolf]

thot

 

[thirdeye]

I baked this morning

 

[bcrusaderw]

Men are better cooks than women.

So why are they so obsessed with the thought of a woman knowing her way around the kitchen?

They're lazy.

 

[bcrusaderw]

I baked this morning

I want.

 

[Raava]

I need to slow down.

 

[Elle Driver]

I've been good. Promise.

 

[CinnaSlim]

I had an awesome dream about zombies. The awesome part was that there were hardly any white folks in it. I saw every black person I've met there. I also saw my best friends dad. who died a few years ago.

 

[Raava]

I've been good. Promise.

I bet.

 

[Elle Driver]

I bet.

I got massages and breakfast in bed watchu meannnnnnnn

 

[Raava]

I got massages and breakfast in bed watchu meannnnnnnn

I need that life.

 

[Elle Driver]

I need that life.

Of course it was ruined by my mini me who decided she wanted to jump in and share.

But my boo a full fledged simp. Get you one.

 

[Raava]

Of course it was ruined by my mini me who decided she wanted to jump in and share.

But my boo a full fledged simp. Get you one.

Lol I was gonna say that too!

I have one