Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Token]

:D THANKS LADIES!!!!

Today was so awesome....

Dave and Busters is probably the greatest place on earth... WOO!

 

[Petty Crocker]

Watching Martin..that drunk lady that appears in the episode where Martin and Gina try to find out what Tommy does for a living.

"What you think you doing...huh, huh, huh?"
" Don't put it in my face unless you ready to go to the place!"

Lawd I'm dying

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

We being trolled with this nikka right? RIGHT???!!!!!

Spoiler

All these bootleg rappers getting deals is just to me.

 

[ANewClassic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOKEN!!!!! Be as ratchet as your little heart desires!

 

[muse]

happy birthday girl





***sigh***
i dont lie about my feelings. i hold my feelings in, but when i explain how i feel, i aint gon lie. i dont care!
i dont like you!
you cant make me jealous!

 

[muse]

baby im a sag tell me whats your sign. from the bottom to the top girl you just my kind!

oh shyt
its your GOLDEN birthday too


since you old enough, no topic is perverted. birthday sex?

 

[innocentdevil]

this is how im feeling right now brehettes

 

[Token]

baby im a sag tell me whats your sign. from the bottom to the top girl you just my kind!

oh shyt
its your GOLDEN birthday too


since you old enough, no topic is perverted. birthday sex?

*clutches pearls* Oh heavens no.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

*clutches pearls* Oh heavens no.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

*clutches pearls* Oh heavens no.

So you are 18 now what dem bday draws smell like

 

[yeahisaidit]

Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box
360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
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Dear Timmy,
Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat.
Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
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Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
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Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
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Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting tobe polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone
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Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shyt wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
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Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy
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Timmy,
That's what I thought you little b*stard.
Santa

Spoiler

Happy Birthday @Token!!

 

[ExpensiveThrillz]

S Clizzy on these nikkaz

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Do not want to be at work during this snow storm.
People act like they can't drive in it.
Speed like they r immune to black ice.

 

[Binary]

:bitter: <---- this is how I feel right now.

 

[Seea]

It's mah birthday y'all!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Might pick up an adult beverage to celebrate.