Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Token]

My sister just gave me a fake scratch-off lottery ticket. I really thought I won.


Her: Aye, I bought us some scratch offs.
Me: *scratches card*..... OMG I WON!!!
Her: How much?
Me: I won 100 dollars!!!!
Her: No you didn't *walks off*
Me: *flips card and sees* "Odds of winning: 0 in 1,000,000. Valid only in your dreams"

Wtf was the purpose? This is how people get hurt *Takes L*

Goodnight.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

@HoustonHeat my weekend plans involve figuring out why @Token always talks bout her hair when she is clearly bald headed



On a serious note i dont feel like going to my friends dinner tomorrow im still sick :steve:

 

[Token]

@HoustonHeat my weekend plans involve figuring out why @Token always talks bout her hair when she is clearly bald headed



On a serious note i dont feel like going to my friends dinner tomorrow im still sick :steve:

Wait, what you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my hair whippin' back and forth.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

*keeps watching Blue Hill Avenue*

 

[VadersMater]

I need to go karaoke or something before I run off to be someone's background singer... My voice is sounding niiiiiiiiice lately.

 

[Binary]

I need to get Kelis angry right now.

 

[Amy Traphouse]

@Binary Her kaleidoscopic album was awesome . I'm going to jam it all weekend like it just came out!

 

[Just Curious]

A grown man's thoughts. -She has been foolish because she believed his lies, She has become strong because she learned to deal with the pain, She has been raising their child alone because no one else is going to do it, She has stop complaining because she has owned up to her mistake and accepts accountability, She has instilled strength in her children because they see she's no quitter, She has been looked down upon but she still manages to keep her head up, She will be condemned for her mistakes instead of celebrated for her effort but she doesn't care because each day she is fighting as hard as she can...I APPLAUD YOU MOMMA!!



I came across this on another site and it got me thinking. Why do most of the coli man stay clowning single moms? I'm sure when she was a little girl she dreamed of becoming a single parent, I mean what kid didn't

 

[Binary]

@Binary Her kaleidoscopic album was awesome . I'm going to jam it all weekend like it just came out!

I love cleaning to that album
One of my favourite albums at that time. I remember seeing this video for the first time like I like this.

 

[SouthernBelle]

I won't lie, if my body does not fully recover after I finish having children (e.g. horrible waistline and back fat), I might lose weight then get a Brazilian butt lift. Those before and after pics are

I will be 40 and fine (I'm sure my future husband wouldn't mind...at least I hope not).

 

[Ashley Banks]

I'm thinking about cutting my hair.

I like this length.

I have some heat damage anyways, so I might as well cut it. Hopefully I won't regret this...If I do there's always weave.

 

[SouthernBelle]

I'm thinking about cutting my hair.

I like this length.

I have some heat damage anyways, so I might as well cut it. Hopefully I won't regret this...If I do there's always weave.

*marcuz voice* another future hair hat beastie

 

[Ashley Banks]

*marcuz voice* another future hair hat beastie

Don't worry Marcuz...I'll wear clip ins not wigs.

 

[volk]

Kelis - Caught Out There - YouTube

I need to get Kelis angry right now.

@Binary Her kaleidoscopic album was awesome . I'm going to jam it all weekend like it just came out!

Kelis & Kaleidoscope . The Tasty album is my favorite, though.

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