My night has been just...
A nice couple from Ohio (cousin of my close friend and her boyfriend) decided to go Bad Ass Billy Gun/Road Dawg Jesse James on my car and throw up all in my backseat.
Not even the kicker. This bytch took a shyt standing up, and didn't get a drop on her clothes! I am pissed andat the same damn time. Mainly pissed though.
EDIT: It got better. The guy threw up on my friends staircase and shytty Mae lived up to her new nickname and took a shyt on her cousin's couch. I officially feel better now![]()

The fact she lost control of herself AND her bowels but knew enough to take her pants off to do it...


at the same damn time. Mainly pissed though.

Someone help me