Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Amy Traphouse]

I told my husband we aren't having anymore kids until he goes thru the labor pain simulator



He's totally against it with out a single reason to give

 

[colicolicoli]

apparently, Jaden Smith is only 14. My mind has already said things I can't take back.


...


if only he was 16, i'd feel better about thinking he's a cutie pie.

 

[Ashley Banks]

There's a pedo on the loose.

 

[Just Curious]

My family keeps asking me when am I coming to visit if everything goes planned, i should be island hopping in a few months.

 

[Token]

This mofo been trying to come on to me for the last 3 weeks and he just told me that he can't read.

Girl, I can't even begin to explain how hard I laughed at this ish. Read it out loud and had everyone who could hear me laughing, too.



Now I feel bad

 

[ikbm]

Girl, I can't even begin to explain how hard I laughed at this ish. Read it out loud and had everyone who could hear me laughing, too.



Now I feel bad

you shouldnt feel bad, token...every man that comes at you that are from chicago are likely to be illiterate anyways

 

[Token]

you shouldnt feel bad, token...every man that comes at you that are from chicago are likely to be illiterate anyways

Brah.... bruh..... breh, don't you live in the slums of Harlem? Please don't come for my fellow Chiraq drillas when you still reading with your index finger.

 

[concise]

ladies, would some duck sauce colored heels be a good gift idea?

 

[ikbm]

Brah.... bruh..... breh, don't you live in the slums of Harlem? Please don't come for my fellow Chiraq drillas when you still reading with your index finger.

harlem??? :willwtf:
harlem??? :cmonnikka:
you know god damn well i dont know live in harlem...
can't stand no harlem muh fukkas

 

[Token]

harlem??? :willwtf:
harlem??? :cmonnikka:
you know god damn well i dont know live in harlem...
can't stand no harlem muh fukkas
NOW YOU fukkED UP - YouTube

@HarlemsOwn

 

[ikbm]

@HarlemsOwn

IM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO MAKE ME BEEF WITH THE HOMIE

 

[LimitedEdition]

I hate working in the medical field. I hate people. All of them.

 

[LimitedEdition]

Why aren't peanut M&Ms and snickers diet food?!

 

[ANewClassic]

@Token saying the "slums" of Harlem

Don't you know @ikbm lives in the finest of abodes which is gated and has doormen

apparently, Jaden Smith is only 14. My mind has already said things I can't take back.


...


if only he was 16, i'd feel better about thinking he's a cutie pie.

I didn't know how old that child was

 

[AZBeauty]

Girl, I can't even begin to explain how hard I laughed at this ish. Read it out loud and had everyone who could hear me laughing, too.



Now I feel bad

He didn't tell me on purpose either. He works in the lobby and I was standing there talking to him and he will trying to fill something out and kept asking, what does that say?, what do they mean by that? I'm dude its self explanatory just read it and he said well I'm dyslexic I can't read. He's like pushing 40. SMH