Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Rawtid]

My last name is a male's first name. Our names are setup as Last Name, First Name in the system, yet the ignorant will address me by my last name in emails. So I do it back to them when I reply. "Hey Johnson, Thanks for the email..." Idiot.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Left early for work and still gonna be late because of this crazy rain. My doggies wouldn't even go out to pee. They're not about that monsoon life. Thank god I didn't do my hair or I would be PISSED

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Mmm

stop living off hot pockets

I want a hot pocket now.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I feel

So I was looking around for jobs...and I come across the perks for one of them:

- Great benefits covering pretty much everything (yes, including massages!)
- A young, dynamic team.
- A pool table and dart board in the office.
- A free, all-you-can-eat streaming account.
- Frequent company lunches and movie days.
- Unlimited free coffee and drinks (Moccachino, cappuccino, espresso, etc.)
- Three weeks vacation, plus bonus days like New Year's Eve and Christmas Eve.
- Flexible work hours.
- Brand new, subway-accessible office right at Yonge & Eglinton.
- Monday afternoon staff meetings with beer!

The catch: you have to be bilingual

you! THANKS MOM for not teaching me Spanish. Her reasoning: she wanted me to have more opportunities knowing proper English

 

[Raava]

just wanted to drop by this thread for my yearly visit to leave this right here

This makes my stomach and scalp hurt.

 

[Token]

Mmm

I want a hot pocket now.

If you ever have more than one flavor be careful. I did that so hopefully y'all won't have to go thru that.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

But how did it happen? Were they out of the box? Lucky for me, I only buy the pepperoni ones. Which others are good?

If you ever have more than one flavor be careful. I did that so hopefully y'all won't have to go thru that.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

just wanted to drop by this thread for my yearly visit to leave this right here

OWWWWEEEE How does this happen????

 

[Lana Kane]

My bum has gotten bigger I can fit into my jeans better now

 

[muse]

I shyt on chicago, cta, and cpd all the time, but they didnt fukk me over today been thanking jesus all morning

 

[Token]

But how did it happen? Were they out of the box? Lucky for me, I only buy the pepperoni ones. Which others are good?

Yea they all be out the box in order to make room in the freezer. We just try to put them in certain spots in order to identify them. I usually eat the Pepperoni or the meatballs and mozzarella. These savages buy the ham and cheese ones.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Yea they all be out the box in order to make room in the freezer. We just try to put them in certain spots in order to identify them. I usually eat the Pepperoni or the meatballs and mozzarella. These savages buy the ham and cheese ones.

LOL savages

 

[AZBeauty]

I'm not going to bytch and complain to yall today, just know that since I got her at 9 I've wanted to legit go in there and resign at least twice. I'm so annoyed...one more day me please.

 

[Rawtid]

I'm not going to bytch and complain to yall today, just know that since I got her at 9 I've wanted to legit go in there and resign at least twice. I'm so annoyed...one more day me please.

 

[yeahisaidit]

I love David Tutera.