Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Raava]

Confession

I had to clear my profile picture because my friend came on here because I was laughing during a phone conversation. I couldn't have her spot me saying I wouldn't be surprised if she did crack if a dude tried to influence her in a relationship (I have said as much to her in person but she is sensitive).

*goes to clear profile pic again*

 

[Token]

Got attacked by a spider in the bathtub. No place is safe.

 

[Boy C]

Got attacked by a spider in the bathtub. No place is safe.

Hate when roaches crawl out the bathtub drain

:die:

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Got attacked by a spider in the bathtub. No place is safe.

.... Define attacked.... Ugh I'm starting to get itchy thinking about it...

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

All I'm going to say is:

Spoiler

People should throw stones when they're sending dikk pics with faces in it. That's all.

I also found my twin:

And with that, y'all have a good weekend.

Whoever this is, I love this hat!

 

[innocentdevil]

Got attacked by a spider in the bathtub. No place is safe.

 

[Token]

.... Define attacked.... Ugh I'm starting to get itchy thinking about it...

So I'm sitting in the tub, exfoliating, tryna get skin like Rihanna, when out of nowhere I see something drop down. I looked up and it was a cotdamn spider just hanging there on its web 2 inches away from my face. I sat there staring at it for like 10 seconds too scared to move. Guess he smelled the fear on me because he actually started walking towards me. I panicked and hit him with my bath mitt. It died.

Why can't I be great? Just once...

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

So I'm sitting in the tub, exfoliating, tryna get skin like Rihanna, when out of nowhere I see something drop down. I looked up and it was a cotdamn spider just hanging there on its web 2 inches away from my face. I sat there staring at it for like 10 seconds too scared to move. Guess he smelled the fear on me because he actually started walking towards me. I panicked and hit him with my bath mitt. It died.
:

Why can't I be great? Just once...

I .. just .... think .... I would pass out. I don't know what it is about spiders. You did way better than I would have.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

, tryna get skin like Rihanna,

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I love not having to wake up at a certain time the next day..... yet I'm at home.....

Meh.... actually prefer it otherwise I'd be out spending too much money, not hearing people talk because the music is too loud, and feet hurting from those stilettos

How did I used to do that so much??

 

[innocentdevil]

So I'm sitting in the tub, exfoliating, tryna get skin like Rihanna, when out of nowhere I see something drop down. I looked up and it was a cotdamn spider just hanging there on its web 2 inches away from my face. I sat there staring at it for like 10 seconds too scared to move. Guess he smelled the fear on me because he actually started walking towards me. I panicked and hit him with my bath mitt. It died.

Why can't I be great? Just once...

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop!

 

[LimitedEdition]

So I'm sitting in the tub, exfoliating, tryna get skin like Rihanna, when out of nowhere I see something drop down. I looked up and it was a cotdamn spider just hanging there on its web 2 inches away from my face. I sat there staring at it for like 10 seconds too scared to move. Guess he smelled the fear on me because he actually started walking towards me. I panicked and hit him with my bath mitt. It died.

Why can't I be great? Just once...

2 inches to the left and you might not be here to tell the story brehette

I started training for an 8k today. Aint nothing fun about this shyt. Part 2 in an hour. Yea good ole 2 a days.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

2 inches to the left and you might not be here to tell the story brehette

I started training for an 8k today. Aint nothing fun about this shyt. Part 2 in an hour. Yea good ole 2 a days.

But after you get through the initial pain....

 

[flusterose]

I quit my job yesterday.