Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)
I get my main supervisors presents every year. I just want to show how much I appreciate them.
This year one guy got me a gift.
bbbbbrrrreeehhhhh
He got me wine...he even got me the exact kind told him I like. He also got me a candle, some expensive candy and this blanket rob thing.
Omg it was so nice. His mom has cancer so I literally let him take as much time as he needs.
I'm so glad he appreciates my consideration.
This year one guy got me a gift.
bbbbbrrrreeehhhhh
He got me wine...he even got me the exact kind told him I like. He also got me a candle, some expensive candy and this blanket rob thing.
Omg it was so nice. His mom has cancer so I literally let him take as much time as he needs.
I'm so glad he appreciates my consideration.
Nothing irritates me more than when a man gives me unsolicited device.
It's not even the advice per se. It's the automatic assumption that you're a dumb ass.
Before you give anyone advice, you should at least ask a few questions so you get a good idea of where they're at and where they want to be.
Men never do that shyt. This just assume whatever bullshyt they're about to tell you is supposed to be helpful.
Today I am sharing my gym goals with a group and his stupid motherfukker is gonna say "Well it's going to take you a long time to build muscle."
BAN who are you talking about?
I have literally been in shape since I was 13 years old. I played sports, I always had physical jobs and I have weight trained.
My default is muscle. Every surgeon I have ever had told me I had a large amount of muscle even we I haven't weight trained in over a decade. So much muscle that my surgery had to be motivated.
It will probably take a long time for your puny soft ass. Gtfoohwtbs
Anyway, I saw results in only 3 weeks...or should I say other people saw the results in 3 weeks and made comments.
I should be giving this FAN advice. Talking crazy on my physiology.
It's not even the advice per se. It's the automatic assumption that you're a dumb ass.
Before you give anyone advice, you should at least ask a few questions so you get a good idea of where they're at and where they want to be.
Men never do that shyt. This just assume whatever bullshyt they're about to tell you is supposed to be helpful.
Today I am sharing my gym goals with a group and his stupid motherfukker is gonna say "Well it's going to take you a long time to build muscle."
BAN who are you talking about?
I have literally been in shape since I was 13 years old. I played sports, I always had physical jobs and I have weight trained.
My default is muscle. Every surgeon I have ever had told me I had a large amount of muscle even we I haven't weight trained in over a decade. So much muscle that my surgery had to be motivated.
It will probably take a long time for your puny soft ass. Gtfoohwtbs
Anyway, I saw results in only 3 weeks...or should I say other people saw the results in 3 weeks and made comments.
I should be giving this FAN advice. Talking crazy on my physiology.
Cleaning out my closet and I found some scrunchy butt shorts.
How do I even have these?
I use to think that they are so inappropriate. I still do. But now that I go to the gym and damn near every woman there wears them, I've soften to them.
But low key I think they're for women that really don't have a big butt. I have plenty.
I tried them on and that shyt looked wild. They made my ass look stupid fake. Lol
I'm still not there yet. But the day it hits 70 degrees I might wear them. I don't wanna be a spectacle though.
Decisions, decisions.
How do I even have these?
I use to think that they are so inappropriate. I still do. But now that I go to the gym and damn near every woman there wears them, I've soften to them.
But low key I think they're for women that really don't have a big butt. I have plenty.
I tried them on and that shyt looked wild. They made my ass look stupid fake. Lol
I'm still not there yet. But the day it hits 70 degrees I might wear them. I don't wanna be a spectacle though.
Decisions, decisions.
K.O.N.Y
Superstar
wear themCleaning out my closet and I found some scrunchy butt shorts.
How do I even have these?
I use to think that they are so inappropriate. I still do. But now that I go to the gym and damn near every woman there wears them, I've soften to them.
But low key I think they're for women that really don't have a big butt. I have plenty.
I tried them on and that shyt looked wild. They made my ass look stupid fake. Lol
I'm still not there yet. But the day it hits 70 degrees I might wear them. I don't wanna be a spectacle though.
Decisions, decisions.
CinnaSlim
Queen of Swords
I'm officially rich auntie status after I hosted Christmas for the first time and my mom made snide comments about my bougie dinnerware and lack of paper plates.
Omg where have you been?I'm officially rich auntie status after I hosted Christmas for the first time and my mom made snide comments about my bougie dinnerware and lack of paper plates.
Body dysmorphia is real.
I can not honestly say I how my body looks.
1. When I am around other BW I feel smaller than average. I am definitely smaller than the women my age by a mile. I am average height. I don't feel skinny or slim but definitely smaller. The only BW that tend to be smaller than me are shorter generally.
2. In my home mirror I look to be an average size. I have a flat stomach with normal looking legs. Definitely not skinny but not thick either. My butt and chest look balance neither appears overly big. I have noticed my thighs are slightly bigger and my butt is more rounded now that I have been working out consistently.
3. In pictures I look thicker than I see myself especially my chest. My breasts look huge in pictures. I asked my mom if that's how they normally look all the time and she said yes. Damn
I took a picture earlier this week at the gym. I need to start taking more that are better quality but my ass looks crazy. It's ALMOST giving fake but my thighs look bigger too so that helps. I also figure it's the angle.
4. I go shopping with my mom yesterday and while she is trying on clothes I look at myself in the mirror...I look like the gym picture. I had on wide legged yoga pants but the whole bottom looks much bigger than a month ago. Go home and look in my home mirror and every mirror in the house I look small again.
Right now I am an hourglass with slightly broad shoulders. The goal is to tone my upper body and build volume on my lower half. The lower half is already grow much faster than anticipated.
Current measurements:
Bust 35"
Waist 27"
Hips 39.5"
Ideally I want to be at:
Bust 35"
Waist 26/27"
Hips 41/42"
I was going to recomp but honestly I like my current fat levels. I do feel like dropping a few wouldn't hurt but no more than 3lbs Ideally.
I just want my tights to grow to give me the appearance of a bit wider hips.
Hopefully it's giving slim thick. I think so.
Sundress season here I come
I can not honestly say I how my body looks.
1. When I am around other BW I feel smaller than average. I am definitely smaller than the women my age by a mile. I am average height. I don't feel skinny or slim but definitely smaller. The only BW that tend to be smaller than me are shorter generally.
2. In my home mirror I look to be an average size. I have a flat stomach with normal looking legs. Definitely not skinny but not thick either. My butt and chest look balance neither appears overly big. I have noticed my thighs are slightly bigger and my butt is more rounded now that I have been working out consistently.
3. In pictures I look thicker than I see myself especially my chest. My breasts look huge in pictures. I asked my mom if that's how they normally look all the time and she said yes. Damn
I took a picture earlier this week at the gym. I need to start taking more that are better quality but my ass looks crazy. It's ALMOST giving fake but my thighs look bigger too so that helps. I also figure it's the angle.
4. I go shopping with my mom yesterday and while she is trying on clothes I look at myself in the mirror...I look like the gym picture. I had on wide legged yoga pants but the whole bottom looks much bigger than a month ago. Go home and look in my home mirror and every mirror in the house I look small again.
Right now I am an hourglass with slightly broad shoulders. The goal is to tone my upper body and build volume on my lower half. The lower half is already grow much faster than anticipated.
Current measurements:
Bust 35"
Waist 27"
Hips 39.5"
Ideally I want to be at:
Bust 35"
Waist 26/27"
Hips 41/42"
I was going to recomp but honestly I like my current fat levels. I do feel like dropping a few wouldn't hurt but no more than 3lbs Ideally.
I just want my tights to grow to give me the appearance of a bit wider hips.
Hopefully it's giving slim thick. I think so.
Sundress season here I come