A year most likely 2 ago, white girl asked me what i wanted for my birthday. I told her a beanie. Her dumbass thought i meant beanie baby so i was beanieless for 2 years. White girl doesnt have a fb but her boyfriend does and he added me a long time ago, no likes or anything was shared between us. So i posted a pic of the long awaited beanie i finally got from another friend and her boyfriend liked it and im just like

did white girl like this through him? Does he know the beanie background ballad?

i put too much thought into the stupidest shyt
The bathroom lady at a club laughed at me when i walked in cuz i was the only one dancing and hugged me when i left cuz i always tipped her
Lady you giving hugs for $2, what you do for $10
My gay guy got me a gift, and its really got me feeling some type of way

. And he must be too cuz now he's questioning me about it
How the fukk can you buy almost 3 hunna in groceries ... but not 1 thing to drink.....

nikka I'M PARCHED
Girl you better utilize that tap. Filtered water is especially delicious
