Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Nintendough]

Looks like someone in this mother fukker found the christmas presents and ever so cleverly opened the wrapping on the edges to try and sneak peak. They've got 10 minutes to rat the perpetrator out before all this shyt get tossed in the bushes and is replaced with ass whoopings.

Your belt game weak, I can see the softness in ya eyes.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

@KG The perp came forward in under 6 minutes . I put extra tape on the boxes and baby powder around the tree

Now let's see who really bout it.

 

[charmander]

Looks like someone in this mother fukker found the christmas presents and ever so cleverly opened the wrapping on the edges to try and sneak peak. They've got 10 minutes to rat the perpetrator out before all this shyt get tossed in the bushes and is replaced with ass whoopings.

i was just tryna see if you got me the xbox 1 dont do it like this

 

[Nintendough]

@KG The perp came forward in under 6 minutes . I put extra tape on the boxes and baby powder around the tree

Now let's see who really bout it.

If I was your son, i'd record audio of you getting your back blown out and put it on youtube.

 

[Elle Driver]

If I was your son, i'd record audio of you getting your back blown out and put it on youtube.

 

[charmander]

@villain i'm worried about you where are you are you safe

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

LOL!!! My boo's last gift just got here in the mail and I opened to check the card. It was supposed to say I love you or some shyt like that, and it says

To Johnny
You deserve it big homie much love

his name is not Johnny.

 

[ANewClassic]

Nothing like a hot cup of blackberry pomegranate green tea

 

[Rawtid]

I'm done with Christmas. I missed some people but oh well, they are adults.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

If I was your son, i'd record audio of you getting your back blown out and put it on youtube.

 

[muse]

People are not understanding doey gift giving. If your birthday is within 3 months of christmas you're only getting one gift from me. So if i gave you a christmas gift its because i didnt or i wont get you anything for your birthday. DO NOT give me a christmas gift if you got me something for my birthday estupido

Friend - we doing christmas?
Me - no but since you took me to my favorite restaurant i figured i'd get you something
2 weeks later
Friend - im dropping off your gift
Me - no!



I think im finna quit my jobs. I feel creativity comes from desperation and i hate working these shytty jobs so hopefully being jobless will get me something just for me. I just wanna be with Jesus

 

[muse]

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[muse]

Triple post like a motherfukker

 

[Nintendough]

I aint spending a dime, my presence is a present.

 

[Kurt off them percs]

can he be your son?

that audio sex