what she say?
She's so funny, she does it in that "I'm just tryna help you but I'ma diss you anyway" way.
She was like "Elle, you know in the blink of an eye you gon turn 30. Don't you wanna grow old with someone? I'll help you find a good man since you seem to have a problem doing that".
I'm used to it, but damn, mama ain't got no filter, even for her baby.
truth bombs from mom.
@ "I'll help you find a good man since you seem to have a problem doing that"
lol
" 5 secs later " so when yall gunna get married and make me some grand babies?
"
lol
Damn, yo mama dont hold back
30 isn't old tho.. not to me at least.
The other day when my mom met my bf for the first time she was like.. "its such a pleasure to meet you
I was shook like
That sound like something my mama would say. My mama don't care, she be doin brazen shyt like that. Do you want to be married?My mother had that marriage talk with me. Damn she just ethered my soul tho.
She told me "you need to learn how to lie to make a man feel good. You know how many times I lied to your dad?"
I was like "but ma, y'all ended up divorced".
She was like "yeah but that's because I got tired of lying. But you young, you can hold out".
Your mama is a trip
"you young, you can hold out"
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and 
and 
. Ima drink this bottle of wine. This is my second day drinking an entire bottle.
very soon. I should toss myself in the bushes.
what part of the game is this?! All that ambi fade cream for nothing 
- PMS got me straddling
- Is PMS a valid reason to become an alcoholic?
- I haven't gone for a run in almost a week. I feel like trash.
- I ate a bag of M&Ms and 2 slices of pizza.
- Im gonna be shaped like
- Why can't I be great?
- Im being a bytch ass nikkaI need a hug
