Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Akata Man Bromo]

Corny thread

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Corny thread

getcho ass outta here. Are u a lady?

 

[Rawtid]

That exact moment in life when you do something and realize "damn, ima be a cat lady"

Just embrace it

 

[ANewClassic]

Those little things that make you remember why you love someone...

OAN: Work has turned me into a lazy unsocial bum

 

[Token]

There seems to be a mysterious drunk woman cooking in my kitchen

....it's seriously smelling like thanksgiving up in here

....... 10 pm

..........and I'm finna eat all this shyt




Edit: I think I smell sweet potatoes

 

[Rawtid]

OMG This guy just pissed me the fukk off real quick though. I'm so mad I let him do that!!

Him: WYD
Me: On Skype with my friend while he gets ready for this skate party
Him: Oh yall nasty as shyt
Me: he has clothes on and it's others in the room. They just in the room chilling before the party
Him: yall real nasty!
Me:

It escalated from there but he's an idiot. "Well you said you were on skype". So why does that mean something sexual is being done? Shut up. Shut up!!

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Happy mothers day to all that it applies to. Cant name all ya specifically but wanted to show yall some love from one mother to another.

 

[Rawtid]

I really like this song. They've been playing it at the rink lately.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I really like this song. They've been playing it at the rink lately.

u skate?

 

[Rawtid]

u skate?

Yes ma'am.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Yes ma'am.

I love skating

 

[Rawtid]

I love skating

Do you go to any of the skate parties? Like I use SkateGroove to see what's going on.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Do you go to any of the skate parties? Like I use SkateGroove to see what's going on.

naw me and baby just go skate at the only rink in the hood. Its owned by the city and its sooooooooo ratchet even for me. They stay fighting up there. But ive loved skating since I was about 8 yrs old.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Why I wake up to the smell of sausage cooking. So I jump up ready to cuss somebody out for fuccing with my sausage. Peek my head out my bedroom door , only for my 17 yr old son to hand me a plate. Sausage biscuits eggs french toast. I love being a mom.

 

[ANewClassic]

Why I wake up to the smell of sausage cooking. So I jump up ready to cuss somebody out for fuccing with my sausage. Peek my head out my bedroom door , only for my 17 yr old son to hand me a plate. Sausage biscuits eggs french toast. I love being a mom.

*Is not a mother and woke up to left over PF Changs*