A popular bar out here in NJ, Me and 2 friends walk out around 2am about to head to my friends house, we are all drunk as hell, There are 2 girls leaning against my car looking at pictures on a phone, so I jokingly ask them if they would be ok if I moved my car, The one girl was like come here look at these pictures.. I am like aight whats up.. Turns out she got married 2 weeks ago, (mind you shes drunk in a bar parking lot at 2am with 1 female friend) her husband is in Vegas with friends already, and she noticed something funny (these girls are all CIA bro) He has a picture of him and a friend in a hotel in Vegas, problem is in the background there is a table with 4 glasses of drinks on it, 2 beers and 2 fruity drinks, shes like "His dumbass got girls there!!! and SENT A PICTURE!!!"
I was like oh man, trying to cover for him im like maybe others are there... shes like he hasnt picked up his phone all night and sends this picture as a reply?! (hes a rookie coli, hes a damn rookie)
So I am eyeing up her friend who is cute, next thing you know the married one tells us, come to my friends house she lives 2 blocks away.. (mind you my 2 friends havent even said a word, we were literally trying to leave).
Turns out they had a roommate who was passed out, we go to the house I wake her up, she has no idea who I am but still gets up and comes down. My 1 friend has the chubby married one in a room already, my other friend is very shy and has zero game. So I am talking to the cute girl, we go to her room.
20mins later I come out my friend is in the kitchen with this girl I woke up talking I am like
Guys I shyt you not... I had her make me chicken and rice at like 3 am

I felt all weird cause she knows her 2 friends are banging other dudes (1 being newly married) so I am trying to break the ice I am like whats up I am hungry... she offered to make me food. My boy comes out of the other room with the chubby one and I am there eating freshly made chicken
To this day, this story is being told. Banged out the cutest of the 3, got home made food after it, with 0 ZERO effort... All the moons aligned that night Coli