Post examples of the easiest p*ssy you ever got

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I was on stage w/ my "friend" and someone started throwing 20s so she stands over me and starts tribing me. She is built very similar to this chick. bytch was heavy. I wouldn't say I liked it but I didn't dislike it. I figured most folks never see this type of action from an ass like this even with their best efforts. So I enjoyed the ride and the money.

Looked something time this

http://img04.redtubefiles.com/_thumbs/0000191/0191945/0191945_010r.jpg

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

My man had a pool jacuzzi party and this thick ass chick started grinding on me under the water and my dikk was so hard it came out my bathing suit by itself like I see whats going on here. Pulled her bathing suit to the side and she just started riding it. bust right in the Jacuzzi. The heat and chlorine killed all my jizz hope nobody swallowed any water though. Dont even remember the chick name just that ass.

 

[Silkk]

My man had a pool jacuzzi party and this thick ass chick started grinding on me under the water and my dikk was so hard it came out my bathing suit by itself like I see whats going on here. Pulled her bathing suit to the side and she just started riding it. bust right in the Jacuzzi. The heat and chlorine killed all my jizz hope nobody swallowed any water though. Dont even remember the chick name just that ass.

No rubber?

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

No rubber?

Never been burnt in my life and the pull out game is incredible.

 

[DrX]

all p*ssy is easy if u know the game

 

[Amphibious]

Easiest p*ssy was getting it within 5 minutes of meeting the bytch

 

[kaiOogway]

My man had a pool jacuzzi party and this thick ass chick started grinding on me under the water and my dikk was so hard it came out my bathing suit by itself like I see whats going on here. Pulled her bathing suit to the side and she just started riding it. bust right in the Jacuzzi. The heat and chlorine killed all my jizz hope nobody swallowed any water though. Dont even remember the chick name just that ass.

legendary

 

[Rue]

Disgusting

 

[Hans Wurst]

hit up a co worker on facebook, after some sweettalk i came over to her place with a bag of chips and we had sex

 

[beanz]

met a girl on a dating app on a sunday, hung out with her on tuesday afternoon and we made out and i saw her naked in her apartment but she didnt let me smash until thursday when i slept over. less than a week my personal record

 

[MewTwo]

Easiest p*ssy I ever got was this one day bout 20 years ago. So I'm just chilling, right? Minding my own business..so suddenly I feel a hot flash and a rush, I'm like wtf?? Didn't really pay attention to it until it kept happening over and over: long story short.. I'm looking up at some pink man and he says he's my dad

I'm like cmon buddy, you really think umma fall for that?

He's like you're my first daughter...

I'm like bruh...who this cracka be?

Anyways that's the day I remember I was born with a vag.

Making me superior, attractive, and entitled to the finest things in life.

Easiest p*ssy I ever got ...was given to me for free

Females aren't usually funny but your post made me laugh.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

I work security at a strip club and have fukked countless dancers bartenders waitresses and customers,it certainly helps when your the plug for everything there and also good lookin if I do say so myself

post your stories...

A popular bar out here in NJ, Me and 2 friends walk out around 2am about to head to my friends house, we are all drunk as hell, There are 2 girls leaning against my car looking at pictures on a phone, so I jokingly ask them if they would be ok if I moved my car, The one girl was like come here look at these pictures.. I am like aight whats up.. Turns out she got married 2 weeks ago, (mind you shes drunk in a bar parking lot at 2am with 1 female friend) her husband is in Vegas with friends already, and she noticed something funny (these girls are all CIA bro) He has a picture of him and a friend in a hotel in Vegas, problem is in the background there is a table with 4 glasses of drinks on it, 2 beers and 2 fruity drinks, shes like "His dumbass got girls there!!! and SENT A PICTURE!!!"
I was like oh man, trying to cover for him im like maybe others are there... shes like he hasnt picked up his phone all night and sends this picture as a reply?! (hes a rookie coli, hes a damn rookie)

So I am eyeing up her friend who is cute, next thing you know the married one tells us, come to my friends house she lives 2 blocks away.. (mind you my 2 friends havent even said a word, we were literally trying to leave).

Turns out they had a roommate who was passed out, we go to the house I wake her up, she has no idea who I am but still gets up and comes down. My 1 friend has the chubby married one in a room already, my other friend is very shy and has zero game. So I am talking to the cute girl, we go to her room.

20mins later I come out my friend is in the kitchen with this girl I woke up talking I am like

Guys I shyt you not... I had her make me chicken and rice at like 3 am I felt all weird cause she knows her 2 friends are banging other dudes (1 being newly married) so I am trying to break the ice I am like whats up I am hungry... she offered to make me food. My boy comes out of the other room with the chubby one and I am there eating freshly made chicken


To this day, this story is being told. Banged out the cutest of the 3, got home made food after it, with 0 ZERO effort... All the moons aligned that night Coli

white chicks?

 

[PikaDaDon]

Threads like these make me a bit depressed because some of these stories could never happen to me. I don't know where you guys live but where I'm from women are extremely antisocial. If you talked to a girl you'd need a legitimate excuse or some sort of connection to her (i.e.: she's your cousin's neighbor, she goes to the same school as you, she works at the same place as you, etc.) otherwise it would be seen as harassment. I really need to move out of here. The longer I stay here the more hatred I develop for females in general.

Oddly enough when I briefly lived in Florida for a year women were easier to talk to. Maybe it's a suburb vs urban sort of thing where suburban girls are just more friendlier.

 

[MewTwo]

Threads like these make me a bit depressed because some of these stories could never happen to me. I don't know where you guys live but where I'm from women are extremely antisocial. If you talked to a girl you'd need a legitimate excuse or some sort of connection to her (i.e.: she's your cousin's neighbor, she goes to the same school as you, she works at the same place as you, etc.) otherwise it would be seen as harassment. I really need to move out of here. The longer I stay here the more hatred I develop for females in general.

Oddly enough when I briefly lived in Florida for a year women were easier to talk to. Maybe it's a suburb vs urban sort of thing where suburban girls are just more friendlier.

Alot of the stories here are duck tales anyway. You shouldn't feel bad.

 

[Rich Spirit]

Met a lady at a neighborhood bar, she was a lil older but she was thick as fukk. Seen her peeping at me all night, so I was like fukk it I'm gonna go over and spit. She was with her friend and we spoke for a couple of minutes. She said she was about to go home and just gave me this look right then I knew she wanted the D. As she was leaving, I said I'll be right behind you So I followed her to her apt which was only 5 minutes away and as soon as we got in, it was on and popping Never got her name or a number