Post in this thread and I will predict your future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!baow*************

[jaguar paw]

 

[So UnThotful]

what you got?

 

[-G$-]

you will cheat on your wife with Rosie Perez

i did love her nipples in white men can't jump

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

you will have sex with Usher's ex wife
-you will witness 2 suicides in your lifetime
-you will have 4 kds
- you will marry twice
- you will win tickets to the 2013 Superbowl

what you got?

you will base your next move on an obscure book
-you will meet a woman that practices black magic
-she will provide you with an elixr that heals all wounds
-you will travel to a remote village in central Africa and cure many

 

[General Mills]

Will I ever stop taking epic L's?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Will I ever stop taking epic L's?

-one day while jacking off to Islandic,midget,handicaped,lesbian,squirt bukkake,incest, rape fetish porn; you will begin to hum a tune that will stay on your mind.
-you will hear that tune day after day and finally write a song to it.
-that song will become the most famous and profit making song of all time.
-you will become rich and famous beyond your wildest dreams.
-you will be under constant scrutiny and life will be unbearable.
-you will long for the days of yore and fantisize of your lost youth.
-you will begin to surround yourself with children and animals because they only love and do not judge.
-the media will accuse you of being a pedifile and all around weirdo.
-they will forget that you blessed the world with the greatest heart-touching melody know to man.
-Chris Hanson and Mike Huckabee will form a committee to bring about your destruction and to steal your riches to form an evil empire.
-you will go into hiding with 30 random animals and various children from different cultures *no pedo.
-you will create an army to crush those evildoers.
-(to be continued)

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

 

[General Mills]

-one day while jacking off to Islandic,midget,handicaped,lesbian,squirt bukkake,incest, rape fetish porn; you will begin to hum a tune that will stay on your mind.
-you will hear that tune day after day and finally write a song to it.
-that song will become the most famous and profit making song of all time.
-you will become rich and famous beyond your wildest dreams.
-you will be under constant scrutiny and life will be unbearable.
-you will long for the days of yore and fantisize of your lost youth.
-you will begin to surround yourself with children and animals because they only love and do not judge.
-the media will accuse you of being a pedifile and all around weirdo.
-they will forget that you blessed the world with the greatest heart-touching melody know to man.
-Chris Hanson and Mike Huckabee will form a committee to bring about your destruction and to steal your riches to form an evil empire.
-you will go into hiding with 30 random animals and various children from different cultures *no pedo.
-you will create an army to crush those evildoers.
-(to be continued)

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i got cheated on my fortune...

 

[ineedsleep212]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*you are currently being folllowed by CIA agents
*you will be blamed for the murder of Jeb Bush
*you will escape arrest by escaping to mexico and and formulate a way to get high purely from audio intake
*you will sneak back to America and play your audio file during a taping of Dancing with the Stars
*you will get 83% of Americans so high that commerce stops
*You were too stupid to wear earplugs during the playback and got so high you forgot your mission

i got cheated on my fortune...

blame fate

Wormen and Alcohol are the key to your troubles

*you will marry and divorce 3 times
*your 4th marriage will be one filled with love, passion and joy
* you will write a script about your life and it will be made into a Lifetime movie of the week
* You will be invited to England by Sir Elton John
* He will introduce you to a strain of Kush that allows you to utilize 100% of you brian power
* you will come up with a way to marry 23 other women and live 23 seperate lives

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

*you are currently being folllowed by CIA agents
*you will be blamed for the murder of Jeb Bush
*you will escape arrest by escaping to mexico and and formulate a way to get high purely from audio intake
*you will sneak back to America and play your audio file during a taping of Dancing with the Stars
*you will get 83% of Americans so high that commerce stops
*You were too stupid to wear earplugs during the playback and got so high you forgot your mission

funny, I like the first 2

 

[HookersandIceCream]

*you will start a website where user pay to watch other people eat
* it will make millions
* the riches you make will cause you to be disillusioned about life
* you will give your riches away to move to Spain and fight bulls
* one day a bull that you spear will dive into the crowd and kill 10 people
* you will give up bull fighting and become a monk and only communicate by blinking your eyes

 

[Marci-Senpai]

-you will one day drop acid and be able to decipher codes out of old Rolling Stones magazines and find the meaning of life
-you are such an a$$hole you wont tell anyone
-Jan 7, 2017 you will be branded the anti-Christ and hunted like a wild animal



i knew all these evil thoughts i was having had a deeper meaning

 

[Human Torch]

Go head and cise me