Signs She’s a Bird Thread

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• She is a cna
• Has a bunch of tats
• Junky ass apartment
• Dirty ass bathroom
• Calls everybody breh
• Cars is junky
• Always talking about celebrities and social media shyt
• Has no real goals outside chasing dudes

You know what's so scary about this? I swear this was the MO for YEARS with jawns and still going on to this very day. I remember some of the most ratchet ass jawns I used to talked either was a CNA, or on the verge of getting a CNA.

I would have thought by this time that birds would be doing some out the box shyt like being a mortician, but things will never change

 

[Chrishaune]

that’s most young women

How are all of these women cracking their phone? I haven't cracked the screen on any phone in my life...

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

If she has a pulse.

 

[International S.]

She drives a 5 to 6 year old Nissan Altima with any of the following:

bubbled up tint on the back window

fuzzy pink steering wheel cover

Optimo or Swisher guts covering the floorboard

City Girls or ( fat ) Gucci Mane playing through a aux cord

two kool aid stained boosters seats in the back ( not properly fastened to the anchor points )

Mismatch tires with uneven wear

Trunk full of random clothes and stripper pumps and no spare tire

Cloudy headlights


Any combo of these things tread carefully brehs.

thats my neighbor ...that bytch thick af too has like 6 kids


jumped her car one morning and almost fukked my life up

 

[Alvin]

this is going to be classic

 

[semicko82]

She has feathers and can fly

 

[Rozay Oro]

How are all of these women cracking their phone? I haven't cracked the screen on any phone in my life...

They cop the cheap phone protector/sleeve. I have an otter box and it’s not the one you have put apart. One piece shyt.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

They cop the cheap phone protector/sleeve. I have an otter box and it’s not the one you have put apart. One piece shyt.

I used to dread helping people with phone protectors at my old job, because they would always look past Otterbox due to them being expensive. They would get some raggedy ass cheap cover that is not made for the actual model and try to shove that shyt in it expecting proper protection

 

[Canada Goose]

at the Bird slander in this thread.


What did we do to become an nickname for demonic hoomon women

 

[Rozay Oro]

at the Bird slander in this thread.


What did we do to become an nickname for demonic hoomon women

 

[Mowgli]

...and large hoop earnings

@Mowgli you know what to do

You can show them where the water is but you can't make them drink.

Alot of these brothas have been raised to be food.

Unhappiness the key to happiness? Stop. It's hard enough being a man keeping family safe. You gotta eat shyt from your woman too? Please get a good girl.

 

[SheWantTheD]

She stick by trends instead of having her own style

She talk about getting plastic surgery

She tells you she wanna be in better shape but get mad at you for suggesting how

Plastic surgery is a fact.

 

[SheWantTheD]

...and large hoop earnings

@Mowgli you know what to do

Large hoop earrings on a sista is sexy as fukk.

fukk what y'all on

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Her child lives with their father in another state.(Most women have custody of their child,but if child lives in a far ass state with their father its a reason.A reason childs father has custody)

 

[Neuromancer]

that’s most young women