HipHopStan
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Stuckmann had a laughing mental breakdown at the end of his review.
The Lion King (2019) Official Thread
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Stuckmann had a laughing mental breakdown at the end of his review.
Believe Coli critics brehs. Especially those that bytch about every remake yet still somehow manage to have the most posts in every single thread about said remakes...
Saysumthinfunnymike
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It's not the coli that is shytting on it, it's everyone. Michael Bay should direct the next one the new transformers of cinema lol
I think the there's an uncanny bias towards these remakes. Because almost every negative review is derived from the notion that these movies are unwarranted and unneeded.
The voice acting is fine, music is stellar, visuals are stunning but the biggest complaint is because the animals... look like actual fukking animals
Its Its too realistic for these grown ass people that want stylized smirks and sexual "Come fukk me" glares from Lionesses
So the little boy in Jungle Book is the main reason that movie got a 95%
Maybe the film is trash, but I get the feeling they're probably being harsher because the OG was a classic.
i didn't like that movie much either, and that's primarily the reason i have no interest in this... well, it was "fine" but every second i watched The Jungle Book all i was thinking way "what the fukk is the point of this?" if i wanna see live animals, i'll watch Planet Earth. f I wanna watch the Lion King, I'll watch the Lion King. I don't need a lifeless amalgomation of both of those things.i also don't think the Jungle Book was as flawless as it needed to be to pull that off. there was still some uncanny valley. i'm sure they've perfected it now, but i still don't care.
MIKE SPLEAN
Superstar
They banking on nikkas seeing this shyt but I’m sorry this shyt look trash. 
Disney will get my money in some other way I’m sure so they’ll get over it
Disney will get my money in some other way I’m sure so they’ll get over it
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Disney stans said for years that critics reviews meant something.. now they want it the other way.
check this out @Still FloW
check this out @Still FloW
HipHopStan
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If you had told me a week ago that Crawl would be getting better reviews than The Lion King I would've laughed....and now here we are. 
Shout out to Sam Raimi.
Shout out to Sam Raimi.
wait...what?If you had told me a week ago that Crawl would be getting better reviews than The Lion King I would've laughed....and now here we are.
haven't peeped anything LK related...trying to go fresh...
going to crawl tonight, the fukkery will be fun...but LK
HipHopStan
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wait...what?
haven't peeped anything LK related...trying to go fresh...
going to crawl tonight, the fukkery will be fun...but LK
LK is getting mixed reviews.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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If you had told me a week ago that Crawl would be getting better reviews than The Lion King I would've laughed....and now here we are.
Shout out to Sam Raimi.
Raimi made Crawl breh? I gotta see it now, I liked the trailer but I was like nah maybe when it come to streaming
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Marketing has been shytty too.
Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
looks trizash.. Its gonna make BANK
but disney killing the vibes wit these trash remakes smh.. how they do my nikka Scar like that, bum ass look like a starving ethiopian with a skin disorder smh
but disney killing the vibes wit these trash remakes smh.. how they do my nikka Scar like that, bum ass look like a starving ethiopian with a skin disorder smh