Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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Fredro's raspy voice :banderas:
this could actually be fire if they are helped by battle mc's:leon:
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ this shameless cash-grab. They ain't even try to make a decent trailer.

I'm actually hype for this sh1t, just to see walt tear it apart after the event. Dude out here snatching battle league souls
 

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Can nikkas please stop posting shyt about the Msth/Diz fight?
In no way, form or shape Nuborn can hang with Hitman or any other of the 'toptiers' for that matter on a big stage. Nikka got bars but thats about it. There's a reason nikka's shyt on him every occasion they get. U must be the only nuborn stan in the world

Nah.. I'm a stan of bars.
 

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Let's say you had Shady Records backing you with a big budget, and you were tasked with putting together an event with 5 battles on the card and 1 Quiet Room battle for bonus footage, and you could only pick from non-battlerappers who are still alive....

What would your card for the event look like?

Mine:

Jungle vs. Freaky Zeke

Type of battle: Battle of The Goons.

Highlights: inarticulate, lots of choking, no one has a coin to flip, brawl breaks out.

Battle Rap Comparison: Shotgun Suge vs. Hanz

Prediction: Zeke 2-0 before brawl ends battle.

Drake vs. Father M.C.

Type of battle: Battle of Soft nikkas

Highlights: Shocking number of lines about what each will do to the other's girl, Drake giving more hugs for his opponent's punches than Danny Myers, Father M.C. shows up sporting a tacky leather vest and jean jacket that Conceited later asks to borrow.

Prediction: Drake 3-0, clear body bag. Father M.C. Gets booed mercilessly when he recycles I don't know, that's the way that I am/introduce me to your mother and I say hello ma'am.

Battle Rap Comparison: Prime Conceited vs. Current Conceited

Wyclef vs. Killa Cam

Type of Battle: Roasting Session

Highlights: This one is for a little levity for the audience. Killa changes outfits 3 times during one round, shows a montage of embarrassing Clef photos on the summer jam screen, Clef breaks out the acoustic guitar for his 2nd round.

Prediction: Cam 2-1, only because he spends the entire 3rd round smoking a joint on stage in a cape, talking to the crowd.

Battle Rap Comparison: Dead Man vs. Hollow Da Don

Wayne vs. Gillie Da Kid

Type of Battle: Grudge Match

Highlights: Gillie's stage presence, he has several iconic "Smack... Who is this nikka?" moments. Wayne takes the second round with an old verse Gillie wrote, but he has to freestyle his 3rd and ends up rapping about how he's a Martian and has more reaches than Tsu Surf and Goodz combined.

Prediction: 2-1 Gillie

Battle Rap Comparison: O Solo/TODD vs. Qleen

Sean Price vs. Beanie Sigel

Type of Battle: Main Event

Highlights: Grown man bar-fest, tense moments, a controversial firm handshake, P comes with the best rebuttals and slogan of the night, Beans has a legendary 3rd where he breaks down P's career and calls out Jay-Z, P does a Chilla type Rocafella records scheme that gets 3 Don Demarcos in a row.

Prediction: 2-1 either way debatable

Battle Rap Comparison: Math Hoffa/Young X vs. Head Ice/Verb

BONUS FOOTAGE:

Quiet Room Battle - Rakim vs. Big Daddy Kane

Type of Battle: Throwback

Highlights: Slick lines, a lot of mutual respect

Prediction: Nostalgia 3-0

Battle Rap Comparison: Jae Millz vs. Serius Jones
 

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Charlie ClipsANGRYFAN MOVEMENT
5 mins ·
AFTER further review Reed beat John John. It has nothing to do with bars it's the fact that Reed chain popped in round 1 hour went the whole battle with it popped and nobody noticed cuz he hid the chain under his towel smh that was Genius and the funny thing is I asked him where was the rest of his chain and guess where he said it was...........
 

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Charlie ClipsANGRYFAN MOVEMENT
5 mins ·
AFTER further review Reed beat John John. It has nothing to do with bars it's the fact that Reed chain popped in round 1 hour went the whole battle with it popped and nobody noticed cuz he hid the chain under his towel smh that was Genius and the funny thing is I asked him where was the rest of his chain and guess where he said it was...........
lmaooooooooooooo
 

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Danny MyersANGRYFAN MOVEMENT
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I'll take you to the top of a mountain and.............well the rest is a cliffhanger!/
Point it at his top lip, Cali nikkaz ride a lot/
Bullets be all in his 'stache like they just found his hidin' spot!/
Ar's, mac 11's, K's, all types of fullys/
I made nikkaz cry with these techs (text), like cyber bullies!!!/ *I be snatching these nikkaz religions out they bodies with these bars man!!!* fukk with me! I wish I could leak some of these Cortez and Chilla bars!!!! Christ Lord!!!!!! These next opponents got a MAJOR problem to deal with.
BarGod
 

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This nygga even steal barz for interviews lol
4:30 he steals from young x
 
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