Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[stepbackj34spud]

Hollow/Lux was the last classic between top tiers... Hitman/Surf def wasn't a classic to me and even though I agree with the "two type of classics" thing, Hitman/Ars is still a classic to me

Hitman vs Ars is a classic performance by Hitman. When people talk about that battle, they talk about Hitman.

Classic performance does not equal classic battle.

 

[T-K-G]

Where would yall rank Jaz bodying 40?

that shyt in my top 10 possibly top 5, she destroyed her every round man that shyt was disgusting

i have it over Clips/Rex just off the strength that Rex was still composed enough to get his rounds off

Jaz fukked 40 up so bad that first round she was rattled for the rest of the battle, couldn't even rap and by the 3rd the whole crowd was going in

 

[stepbackj34spud]

GOAT 2nd round

And yeah, I feel like Roc/Clips 2 was a classic too, but I feel like too many people think Clips obviously won (I'm not one of those people)

I'm also one of the nikkas that think Clips obviously won but Roc was spitting fire for 3 rounds too. Big T obviously bodied Surf but both those nikkas were spitting fire for 3 rounds... Big T tho..

 

[Burnshen]

How they react when you told em you know wheelchair nikkas that legs move?

Same way they react when I told em if I said quack, they'd get ducktaped.

 

[T-K-G]

GOAT 2nd round

And yeah, I feel like Roc/Clips 2 was a classic too, but I feel like too many people think Clips obviously won (I'm not one of those people)

if we going by greatest rounds, i'd have it like this, mind you im just going off of impact on battle rap and how much they're still talked about today

GOAT 1st round : Hitman vs. JJDD or Hitman vs. Con, waaaay too many quotables and memorable moments

GOAT 2nd round : Hitman vs. Ars but i feel like i have to go back and watch some other battles just to be sure

GOAT 3rd round : Lux vs. Cal (by a landslide )

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Off the top of my head Classic battles imo:
Born vs Brixx
Big t vs surf
Verb vs Hitman
Myers vs brixx
Myers vs Nitty
Red vs Roc
Law vs Sno
Brizz vs X
Clips vs Roc ll
Kannon vs Ill Will
JC vs Syah Boy
Trez vs Fliiko
Trez vs Craig Lamar

 

[stepbackj34spud]

if we going by greatest rounds, i'd have it like this, mind you im just going off of impact on battle rap and how much they're still talked about today

GOAT 1st round : Hitman vs. JJDD or Hitman vs. Con, waaaay too many quotables and memorable moments

GOAT 2nd round : Hitman vs. Ars but i feel like i have to go back and watch some other battles just to be sure

GOAT 3rd round : Lux vs. Cal (by a landslide )

Con's first round vs Surf>>>>

 

[T-K-G]

I'm also one of the nikkas that think Clips obviously won but Roc was spitting fire for 3 rounds too. Big T obviously bodied Surf but both those nikkas were spitting fire for 3 rounds... Big T tho..

"Everyday in my hood i bang, im a nice worka
i'll Kenneth Cole, 3-Piece, bow tie, nice shirt ya
choir in the pulpit, momma in the front row, white hearse ya
wit a clip bout dis long, and it flip both ways like vice versa"

still one of my favorite bars EVER i be sayin that shyt irl all the time, the way the delivered that shyt was perfect

don't even get me started on how Big T went in on the "you know how much dese chalakaboos worth? OOOOO i could SUE SURF :talkdatshyt:"

 

[T-K-G]

Con's first round vs Surf>>>>

damn i forgot about that


i purposely didn't put b magic vs. chilla because that shyt was the whole package, same thing wtih JC vs. chilla, all 3 rounds were just too nice for me to choose one

 

[RichYung]

Where would yall rank Jaz bodying 40?

that shyt in my top 10 possibly top 5, she destroyed her every round man that shyt was disgusting

i have it over Clips/Rex just off the strength that Rex was still composed enough to get his rounds off

Jaz fukked 40 up so bad that first round she was rattled for the rest of the battle, couldn't even rap and by the 3rd the whole crowd was going in

Can't even look at 40 the same... And that's how it should be after a battle... Somebody should be BROKEN down. I can't even take 40 serious.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

"Everyday in my hood i bang, im a nice worka
i'll Kenneth Cole, 3-Piece, bow tie, nice shirt ya
choir in the pulpit, momma in the front row, white hearse ya
wit a clip bout dis long, and it flip both ways like vice versa"

still one of my favorite bars EVER i be sayin that shyt irl all the time, the way the delivered that shyt was perfect

don't even get me started on how Big T went in on the "you know how much dese chalakaboos worth? OOOOO i could SUE SURF :talkdatshyt:"

Both them biggas came prepared like they was battling for their life. Both of their delivery and performance that battle was.
I swear nikkas stop breathing when Clips went into "what's popping p*ssy.."
I had Roc winning easy at first but after rewatching again and again I thought Clips left Earth. arguably his best performance ever.

 

[noodles]

Rex v Myers today?



6:24

"How many times can you kill the lady in 1D?"

 

[T-K-G]

Can't even look at 40 the same... And that's how it should be after a battle... Somebody should be BROKEN down. I can't even take 40 serious.

"bytch cha name is Carlisa, but you can't even lease a car"

so simple but cot damn that shyt was etherous and that entire Popeyes angle was crazy, even her saying how she already ate was fire

edit: bouta go rewatch that piff

 

[FreshAIG]

Why was DNA loading up the sporter so terrible, but Con gets away with callling a gun a blicka?

guns are called Blickers and Blickys in NY.

 

[dutchie]

Con's first round vs Surf>>>>

Was about to bring that battle up.
Ya think Con vs Surf was a classic?
It was to me. Both went in.