Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[theskeep]

I know it's all in good fun but I I still can't help but be looking at this ish.

Actually says No Shame as Caitlyn Jenner and Rone as Bruce Jenner

Too corny. If that's real, people aren't gonna wanna fukk with it. I mean, there'll be a few. But that's depressing.

 

[DEAD7]

Bruh when Fredro ended his round and they gave the mic to Keith

then 3 seconds later Fredro makes the face and tries to grab the mic but can't cuz Keith got the dusthead grip strength on that shyt :hovlaff: that moment is so fukkin funny to me

 

[T-K-G]

watchin that King of the Hill trailer again, Rolla is a disrespectful type nikka nikka posted up P.G Skillet like he was a lil nikka


wait wasn't Rolla the nikka who was 2 seconds away from launching Nuborn into the crowd


edit: didn't realize he battle Roc back in '13 wasn't that good tho

 

[Walt]

Keith Murray you a dusthead/that's what Freddy said/ahhhhh he just mad I made his girl pee the bedddddd

This shyt might've surpassed the DNA-Ness battle for sheer stupidity/comedy. I finally decided to watch the entire thing. This shyt is like a prime episode of the British version of The Office.

 

[Walt]

This is for the culture. It really is. We all over 35, 40.

What in the fukk is going on here? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[T-K-G]

This is for the culture. It really is. We all over 35, 40.

What in the fukk is going on here? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Breh if you were the ref would you be lettin them crusty ass nikkas toss you around and constantly snatch the mic out ya hand like that? i still can't believe that happened

 

[Walt]

WTF brehs this nikka Keith Murray outchea looking, sounding, and acting like Eli Porter

 

[Walt]

Breh if you were the ref would you be lettin them crusty ass nikkas toss you around and constantly snatch the mic out ya hand like that? i still can't believe that happened

They taking that shyt with polite smiles on their faces

 

[Walt]

Who is this darkskinned ref lookin like a hybrid of Professor X the Overseer, Illa Ghee, and Omar from the Wire? This nikka in the background just staring intensely during the rounds like his life on the line.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[Walt]

At the 23:32 mark Keith Murray ascends to Saturn and starts communicating with the Dogon Tribe



All I could make out was this man is rah rah buttabackseat like abadaparr lookadaba like it's la la spit la la caliente agua igottiwhenirocl like salaba goo goo ga ga


The the camera cuts to the crowd looking like:


This nikka somehow perfectly answered the question "what would happen if Kool Keith and ODB were both on PCP after sustaining brain damage and became one singular being?"

 

[T-K-G]

Who is this darkskinned ref lookin like a hybrid of Professor X the Overseer, Illa Ghee, and Omar from the Wire? This nikka in the background just staring intensely during the rounds like his life on the line.

nikka looked like Steel when he wasn't tryna hang around Bishop no more

 

[Walt]

nikka looked like Steel when he wasn't tryna hang around Bishop no more

Fam these nikkas dipped at the end with no regard! Collected 20 gs and Mook talkin bout "respect that they had the courage to get up here..."

 

[theflyest]

WHoever said Chilla could stand with Sug early in the night is a genius. It's simple but we all know that crowds WANT to hear certain styles early, and will literally cheer for the dude before he spits. Chilla early will have nikkas hungry for the bars (not high, tired and faded). Sug is a good early battler too, but he's also that "jolt" that nigs like to see a little later too.

It's not even just the crowd, it's the battle rappers themselves & how they react to it. Being the main event is the worst spot on the card as a battle rapper. You wait all day & get the worst possible version of the crowd. However, it part of the game & you just have to adjust to it.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

His bars for Solomon breh.... DON'T SLEEP.