Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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Top said Twork looks like a Nextel phone
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This was a dope sparring session. Brizz & Top real killers now, they're playing around, but you can tell they take battling serious.
 

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See, I've tried to be on some professional shyt
But y'all be on that wrestling tip
So next one to get disrespectful outside of a battle gets smashed in the head with a brick
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Now I didn't wanna get personal with you but you made this a personal issue
So don't be surprised if during the middle of one of your verses I hit you
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Since that bouncer murdered your friend Proof I can't imagine the hurt that you've been through
But you both took shots at Bender
So the hearse he was in will perfectly fit you :wow:
His pops did leave when he was 16
That ain't funny at all is it?
And he does got a brother who's autistic
I hope that fukking retard gets it :damn:
I'll roll up on him like, "What's up with the gang signs?
What crew is you with?"
Grab his little mental face and smack the fukking drool off his lips :russ:
Spit going everywhere, rip open his teddy bear
Whip him over the head then kick his mental chair down a set of stairs
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Who fukking cares?
No wonder your father left who'd wanna spend time on a fat piece of shyt like you :to:
You mad right now :umad:
I dare you to throw a jab right now :ufdup:
My squad's deadly they already wanna spaz right now
I'm rock steady, this pot belly'd, sweaty, slob is not ready
You throw a punch that's slow as fukk, I go and duck you drop heavy
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He's sad right now
Heart pumping so fast right now
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He just wants to make his dead homie proud right now
Your boy Proof is looking down through the clouds right now
Wanting to smack you like the dad you never had right now :damn: :damn: :mindblown:
 

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:mjlol:@ Myers

Myers said Twork was a battle JC should have avoided.

Said JC may be able to keep up with Lux with the pen, but he lacks the animal instinct and visually it would look bad battling a guy like Lux that has dog in him.

Said JC shouldn’t be battling aggressive guys like Roc and Arsonal. He should avoid those battles.

Gave an example how someone like quantum physics would have no business battling Suge. It just looks crazy.

He said him and Lux would be a much better battle because he would bark on Lux and be all in his face.

Said he beat JC.

Danny was out of control on AFM, but pretty entertaining nonetheless. A couple other high/lowlights

"This nygga (K-Shine) mouth was damn near touching my mouth when we was rapping"

Then after that he said Twork had his mouth on JC's head

He said Rum Nitty is the best puncher EVER

He suggested that Magic & Chess might have drug problems, then revealed that his wife is battling a drug problem. Then after that he said a battler better not mention it or he may do something to them.

Caps gets him off the line right before the show is about to cut off. Somehow Billy Boondocks gets on for the last minute and starts clowning the hell out of Danny, but it cuts off before he goes too crazy.
 

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Danny was out of control on AFM, but pretty entertaining nonetheless. A couple other high/lowlights

"This nygga (K-Shine) mouth was damn near touching my mouth when we was rapping"

Then after that he said Twork had his mouth on JC's head

He said Rum Nitty is the best puncher EVER

He suggested that Magic & Chess might have drug problems, then revealed that his wife is battling a drug problem. Then after that he said a battler better not mention it or he may do something to them.

Caps gets him off the line right before the show is about to cut off. Somehow Billy Boondocks gets on for the last minute and starts clowning the hell out of Danny, but it cuts off before he goes too crazy.

I came across danny’s Interview with romedmv. It was pretty identical to the one I angryfan. One thing that kills me about Danny as he always speaks as if battles are locked in. He said he’s battling roc, brizz, etc. He has a habit of name dropping battles that don’t happen.
 
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Anyone want to be some Coli cash?

I’m betting that Bmagic won’t get though his rounds cleanly against o red on that gw card.

O red is gonna kill that man
 
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I came across danny’s Interview with romedmv. It was pretty identical to the one I angryfan. One thing that kills me about Danny as he always speaks as if battles are locked in. He said he’s battling roc, brizz, etc. He has a habit of name dropping battles that don’t happen.

He has a habit of dropping information that the general public doesn't need to know, period. He has been doing it for years and just can't help himself.
 
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I had the double-barrel shotgun, sawed the weapon
STOMACH-SHOT!!
That's for anybody small and testin' (intestine)
- Nu Jerzey Twork vs JC
Twork was really barking and towering all over JC brehs :picard::scust::banderas:

I was just about to post this....for me this was the bar/set up of the night....that and Brizz Mj wordplay leading to the Tko Teddy P bar. Both setups from that night been stuck in ma brain lol.
 

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I was just about to post this....for me this was the bar/set up of the night....that and Brizz Mj wordplay leading to the Tko Teddy P bar. Both setups from that night been stuck in ma brain lol.
Suge literally DUNKED all over Mike P like he did w/ Saga :banderas::dead:

I don't even waste time
Black on White, that's a hate crime
They came here for the show..

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I'm Big Ticket from the BASELINE!!! - Suge vs Mike P

And he did it so smooth, son really unstoppable doin performance-based basketball haymakers :russ:
 

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I could prove my gangsta to you :manny:
BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE IN COURT! :demonic:
 
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