Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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O Reds 2017 is the greatest run in battle rap history. I'm sorry but there nobody in battlerap that can see Red when he's on for 3 rounds. Not Lux. Not Hollow. Not Bdot. Nobody.
 

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I was on the subway my lil' cousin asked me a question :jbhmm:
But I was looking a different direction
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So she asked again, tried to grab my chin
I said "Wait wait, give me a second."
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Cause it's this poster above the window and I vividly read it
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And it said that
"Anyone caught with a loaded weapon will be sentenced
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To 3 and a half years in bold letters No Exceptions" :ufdup:
Now the first thing I thought of was Suge "Free my brother Surf on that strap charge." :ehh:
But 2 months later he on a Smack card, talking bout I’m back y'all :mjpls:
Now either that's odd:jbhmm:
Or that's the fastest 3 and a half I ever seen for a gat charge:what:

This was great but the way Big T broke it down was hilarious :russ:

Big Terrance, ain't it a motherfukkin' shame?
'Cause it seems like every time Surf about to get behind bars
He like to give out the other nikka's name
If I refrain, K Shine said Surf was a snitch
I'm like don't accuse that
So what if he did a couple months for a mandatory three-year sentence, right? We can't prove that
But in his Thisis50 interview he said he did less than two years for two straps, so that's a mandatory six turned into two flat...

Now Surf... how you do that? :russ::mjlol:
 

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This was great but the way Big T broke it down was hilarious :russ:

Big Terrance, ain't it a motherfukkin' shame?
'Cause it seems like every time Surf about to get behind bars
He like to give out the other nikka's name
If I refrain, K Shine said Surf was a snitch
I'm like don't accuse that
So what if he did a couple months for a mandatory three-year sentence, right? We can't prove that
But in his Thisis50 interview he said he did less than two years for two straps, so that's a mandatory six turned into two flat...

Now Surf... how you do that? :russ::mjlol:
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Big T did Surf FILTHY :wow:
Surf was gettin killed back2back back then :russ:
nikka was the laughing stock in battle rap back then.

That Brixx battle really changed the trajectory of his career. That 100%, shooting Bricks/Brixx line :wow:
 

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super facts! i can't believe these nikkas in here today :mjlol: jayblac is still just recapping he's just got a more polished look to it, by these nikkas logic Charles Barkely and Shaq are fukking journalists because they do a pre and post game show

what they do on first take and all those other hot take shows isn't journalism at all :mjlol: it's just entertainment, no different from cutting wrestling promos, it's all super opinionated and meant to get people talking. If you think that is journalism you need to expose yourself to some serious publications and see how that shyt is really done, it isn't close at all.

Chris Unbias Untold truth was the closest thing real journalism being done in battle rap and NO ONE has moved into that lane since he got locked up.
some dudes so desperate for some type of authority to show them the way that they get mad when the person that THEY gave power to doesn't express the opinions they want

meanwhile the rest of us go about our day not giving a fukk what the next man's opinion of Tsu Surf is
 

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The minute you start citing sources you become a journalist imo :manny:

This is 2018, beat writers are going out
 

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Somebody collected the 7 Dragon Balls and wished this nikka back to life?:russ:

Yeah lets leave PipeHisWife in 2017, along with all the other bozo bloggers :camby:

All bullshyt and his bodybag shyt aside, this si the first place I heard about Mook backing out of the Smack Vol. 2. PB made some good points overall.
 
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