Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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Sounds like the crowd ruined the event again.....thanks NY.

They ain't RUIN it, but they got annoying with the heckling. I HATE NY crowds, and I've lived here all 29 years of my life. HATE HATE HATE. I will say, it is somewhat Smack's fault. First off, he had nikkas waiting in line for hours, and opened 2 hours later than advertised. He said we'd be out by 8:30, we left at 11:30 and Mook and Iron was barely into the 3rd round. Plus they took FOREVER to set up in between battles. It was annoying and people got restless

quick recap

Hitman vs. JJDD - Dope battle until the 3rd round. Holla won the first, JJD won the second, 3rd was both trash overall with some highlights. They booed Hitman after he said some wack shyt, but they loved him in the first. He started off with a lot of energy and had some cold bars, and he called JJDD out on the "Multiple choice" shyt, and JJDD still used it in the first, which I thought was stupid. But overall all, good battle to start the show. 2-1 Hitman but it's not a CLEAR win at all. Very debatable.

E Ness vs. DNA - E NEss has the worst performance ever. I think even Canibus was better. Diddy was embarrassed for him. Diddy, Busta Rhymes and Q-Tip was wilding out for DNA's performance. He had a 3-0 bodybag. Ness was getting HEATED. And did some sucker shyt and started talking during DNA's rounds. Fans chanted cheesecake. 3-0. No debating. Straight annihilation.

Verb vs. T-Rex - T-Rex had the performance of the night, but Verb had some shyt. I think Verb got the first round, crowd actually cheered and let him get his shyt off in the first. After the first, Diddy announced he's giving 10 K to whoever wins the battle. He would be the judge. In the second, they started booing Verb when he was clearly setting up for lines. But nobody what he did, Rex's second was too crazy for Verb to win that round anyway. 3rd, Rex won convincingly because Verb's 3rd was short, but he still had some shyt. Rex won 2-1. No body, because Verb was spitting, but Rex killed it. Diddy judged the battle and gave it to T-Rex, and they gave Rex the 10 stacks. Crowd did give Verb a round of applause after the battle.

Serius vs. Charlie Clips - Dope battle. Very debatable. Clips came out dope in the first, then Serius came RIGHT back and had a crazy rebuttal about the barber shyt. I think Serius won the first. Clips clearly won the second. Jones started rambling about nothing and the crowd booed. Third round, Jones destroyed that nikka. Clips first clear loss in URL imo. 2-1 Jones. And the crazy part is, you can tell Jones was freestyling a majority of his shyt.

Lux vs Calicoe. First off, nikkas brought out a casket. LMAO. Lux dressed in a tuxedo, dope presentation. First round, Calicoe won by default. Lux started off dope but choked and forgot his lines and only spit for like 45 seconds. Second and third, Lux destroyed him. He wasn't regular Lux, he broke down Calicoe's father, his dog fighting shyt, his father being a failure, Calicoe being a fake street dude, but he did it in a different way. Hard to describe. Calicoe looked like he wanted to cry. Calicoe got booed most his third round, and complained like "Y'all loved me last year", even though they gave "ohhhh" to some of his weak lines. At this point people just wanted to leave, so anything remotely weak was met with a LOT of jeers.

Mook vs. Iron was weak from what we saw. We left mid-way through the first, with Mook up 2-0, and he really wasn't saying shyt. We talked to Iron at the Pizza shop after the battle, and Iron admitted he lost 5-0. Crowd booed Iron when we were still there, deservingly so. He had some bars, but he had a lot of weak shyt too, that he should've known wouldn't work in a URL crowd.
 

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E Ness vs. DNA - E NEss has the worst performance ever. I think even Canibus was better. Diddy was embarrassed for him. Diddy, Busta Rhymes and Q-Tip was wilding out for DNA's performance. He had a 3-0 bodybag. Ness was getting HEATED. And did some sucker shyt and started talking during DNA's rounds. Fans chanted cheesecake . 3-0. No debating. Straight annihilation.


Mook vs. Iron was weak from what we saw. We left mid-way through the first, with Mook up 2-0, and he really wasn't saying shyt. We talked to Iron at the Pizza shop after the battle, and Iron admitted he lost 5-0. Crowd booed Iron when we were still there, deservingly so. He had some bars, but he had a lot of weak shyt too, that he should've known wouldn't work in a URL crowd.


:dead: @ cheescake

in reference to mook and iron, thats the problem. when you've been standing around for a long time and your tired, you dont really get to enjoy the battle. and your opinion can be jaded

I was at the last KOTD event, WD3, and by the time we got to dizaster vs porich, I was tired and waiting for it to end

and KOTD moves fast. once a battle is done, the next one is up within 5-10 minutes

so knowing how slow URL operates, that shyt must of been a mission
 

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My nikkas was RIGHT there during the Bill Collector thing, only person that touched him was Holla's brother.

Good looking out on Breaking that down

But was it one punch though?

Or the Balrog dash? :russ:

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edit: :dead: @ "is that a knot?"
 

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Good looking out on Breaking that down

But was it one punch though?

Or the Balrog dash? :russ:

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edit: :dead: @ "is that a knot?"

I think it was one punch and a kick they said. And it wasn't a sucker punch because they were arguing for 5 minutes. As soon as Bill said "There ain't no books in my backpack" Holla's brother knocked him clean the fukk out and Bill landed right on his face on the concrete. Then I think he kicked him in the face. And that was that. He wasn't unconscious tho. He got up.
 

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:dead: @ cheescake

in reference to mook and iron, thats the problem. when you've been standing around for a long time and your tired, you dont really get to enjoy the battle. and your opinion can be jaded

I was at the last KOTD event, WD3, and by the time we got to dizaster vs porich, I was tired and waiting for it to end

and KOTD moves fast. once a battle is done, the next one is up within 5-10 minutes

so knowing how slow URL operates, that shyt must of been a mission


shyt left us MAD restless. Smack is the least organized battle promoter. Bar none.
 

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this what I been trying to tell nikkas for years....thats why I judge on the boxing system.....10-9, 10-8, 10-7 rounds.....7-6 rounds when both battlers may have slipped up and that round doesnt hold as much weight as a 10-9 round....those 2-1 cut and dry judged battles couldnt be the furthest from the truth...like your example....how is it 1-1 if someone had 1, maybe 2 knockdowns in the first round and almost KO'd him, but the second round he got slightly outpunched and lost on points:what:

probably cause there's no such thing as getting ko'd in the first round if a battler comes prepared for 3
 

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I think it was one punch and a kick they said. And it wasn't a sucker punch because they were arguing for 5 minutes. As soon as Bill said "There ain't no books in my backpack" Holla's brother knocked him clean the fukk out and Bill landed right on his face on the concrete. Then I think he kicked him in the face. And that was that. He wasn't unconscious tho. He got up.

looking at the damage that 1 punch did, Holla's lil brother got Mike Tyson powers :ohhh:

but ain't the lil nikka like 16 or some shyt? :wtf:
 

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looking at the damage that 1 punch did, Holla's lil brother got Mike Tyson powers :ohhh:

but ain't the lil nikka like 16 or some shyt? :wtf:

I'm pretty sure the majority of the damage is from Bill falling on his face on the concrete more than the punch.

And yeah he's small, but they said Bill collector is too. They said he looks tall on the screen, but he's kinda short and he's scrawny as fukk.
 
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