Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Burnshen]

I just saw Smack with no beard at all.... that shyt was weird for me.

 

[theflyest]

new Black Ice event, Battle on Mount Olympus : Meet the Gods


Born vs. Xcel might be the most barringness barfest off all time brehs @Spud34 i don't care how boring you think he is, you gon respect those bars mark my words


Danja vs. Lottazay got potential to be flames

DOT is gonna KILL that nikka he already reachin for the casket

i hope Ah Di Boom dies against ole boy

Tone Montana vs. Uno Lavoz got potential too

Danny vs. Rex gonna be

When I saw Lotta vs Danja Zone, I'm over here thinking these nyggas haven't battled before? It's just seems like a natural match that would have already happened

DOT is a fukkin monster man. He needs a manager. Pure entertainment in & out the ring. "I'm gonna reach for my destination, reach for the casket, & put a fukkin body in it." Gwitty is on the card too. Nyggas are gonna get hyped.

I can't get that image out of my head of Tone Montana getting styled on in that Guerilla Warfare card. It was nasty.

 

[Momentum]

You can love hun bars and not give a fukk about this matchup. Surf is

This battle pretty much comes down to who reaches less

If Tay doesn't attempt one of his nonsensical schemes he'll win easily.

 

[Supa]

Born vs. Xcel might be the most barringness barfest off all time brehs @Spud34 i don't care how boring you think he is, you gon respect those bars mark my words

And you're right, I am that kid from BET against you
But check the spread though
All these nikkas b-e-t against you
With one finger I'll light you up
I could be ET against you

Some of yall don't appreciate bars

This is going to be a classic and makes up for Chilla ducking Born. I need X Cel vs Chilla asap.

 

[DEAD7]

And you're right, I am that kid from BET against you
But check the spread though
All these nikkas b-e-t against you
With one finger I'll light you up
I could be ET against you

Some of yall don't appreciate bars

This is going to be a classic and makes up for Chilla ducking Born. I need X Cel vs Chilla asap.

 

[T-K-G]

And you're right, I am that kid from BET against you
But check the spread though
All these nikkas b-e-t against you
With one finger I'll light you up
I could be ET against you

Some of yall don't appreciate bars

This is going to be a classic and makes up for Chilla ducking Born. I need X Cel vs Chilla asap.

man he bodybagged the fukk outta beach in that battle I give Jared the sub and tell him to eat fresh vulgar:

"call 5, have nikkas like "what's poppin?"
Or I phone 6 n Crips bend you till you in pocket"

nikka that bar is RIDICULOUS

 

[dutchie]

Ya know John doe is gonna go ham on the footage

 

[theflyest]

Ya know John doe is gonna go ham on the footage

I'm kind of curious how he is gonna go ham with Xcel's boring ass

 

[dutchie]

I'm kind of curious how he is gonna go ham with Xcel's boring ass

If even John Doe cant make him look more exciting Xcel better hang it up.

 

[ReasonableMatic]

And you're right, I am that kid from BET against you
But check the spread though
All these nikkas b-e-t against you
With one finger I'll light you up
I could be ET against you

Some of yall don't appreciate bars

This is going to be a classic and makes up for Chilla ducking Born. I need X Cel vs Chilla asap.

Your man hit me up said "X.. you better come strong"
and told me more ridiculousness, bout how ya'll stunt wrong
I looked at my jack like "Huh?!" then told son "calm"
"He won't ever last (Everlast), he's another bag I punch on"
But me? I'm the play caller on my block,
I have nikkas pressing your men, zone cover every slot
Seven dudes with you? shyt, I audible on the spot
Remove the safety, blitz.. AND PUT EIGHT IN A BOX!!"

Imagine them shyts with John Doe's editing

 

[Momentum]

we should book him for TBZ Podcast

 

[Sir]

And you're right, I am that kid from BET against you
But check the spread though
All these nikkas b-e-t against you
With one finger I'll light you up
I could be ET against you

Some of yall don't appreciate bars

This is going to be a classic and makes up for Chilla ducking Born. I need X Cel vs Chilla asap.

shyt was even meaner cuz Beach called him ET the round before. Cel taking Born this weekend then Fliiko L 2 weeks after

 

[Supa]

man he bodybagged the fukk outta beach in that battle I give Jared the sub and tell him to eat fresh vulgar:

"call 5, have nikkas like "what's poppin?"
Or I phone 6 n Crips bend you till you in pocket"

nikka that bar is RIDICULOUS

All those big ass guns
They wildin see
A small tool will take him apart
That's an Allen key

Twin 50's, double D's on your chest
That be official, peep the issue
On these cards I'm trump tight
So please jump, fight
Bet if I swing one right
He'll buckle like a chick trying to stunt on a drunk night

I'm not coming all this way so I can play with you
These rounds in the clip, not one of em is debatable
Why argue with the Taurus?
Go ahead, debate the bull

And that "he been dead I just left some flowers on his casket" scheme had T Top like

How can that be boring? You guys go crazy over a Suge or Rosenburg battle but hate a man with some the best bars. I don't need everyone to perform a certain way or be animated. All that Hitman sychronized dance shyt doesnt move me. He's getting better at performing just like B Magic and Chilla did. I'm still enjoying the bars.

 

[dutchie]

shyt was even meaner cuz Beach called him ET the round before. Cel taking Born this weekend then Fliiko L 2 weeks after

He gonna die violently, resurrect only to die again.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

He gonna die violently, resurrect only to die again.