Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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Who are some UK battle rappers that can get spots on the Summer Madness Maincard or Friday card besides Shotty and Tony D? I don't think a huge Don't Flop talent raid is gonna happen because those guys may not translate well to the general URL audience.

Hopefully none. Especially against anyone that matters. Too hard trying to understand them crazy accents.

I was just thinking about all the fukkery brehs can get into in Las Vegas Smack might have to make a curfew for everyone on the card :mjlol:

I can see several bad performances/chokes/no shows smh. nikkas drinking and gambling away their first half smh:russ:
 
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Hopefully none. Especially against anyone that matters. Too hard trying to understand them crazy accents.



I can see several bad performances/chokes/no shows smh. nikkas drinking and gambling away their first half smh:russ:


I definitely see Clips gambling his first half away. Or one of the battlers getting caught up with some back page girl right after the faceoffs heh
 

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Hopefully none. Especially against anyone that matters. Too hard trying to understand them crazy accents.



I can see several bad performances/chokes/no shows smh. nikkas drinking and gambling away their first half smh:russ:

these dudes have enough trouble performing in New York Vegas is a whole nother animal i can see Smack gambling getting drunk forgetting about his own event
 

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Surf never gonna have a 3rd again. Like I said yesterday only way this changes is if URL forces it. SMACK is cool with it so why should Surf care???




I have even more respect for Roc now. His relationship with SMACK is even better then Surf’s. Roc could easily come on and half ass a battle and won’t a damn thing change between him and Url business wise but he doesn’t


That L to Clips is someting Roc never wants to relive again, so he goes 100% every battle. Roc appreciates the fact that he managed to climb out of the mud to the top of the battle world so he's never gonna come short.
 
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I only give Reed a chance because Rex is fat and a con man. He looked slimmer in the hennyman interview. His weight fluctuating. Looks like he's on a high sodium broke man diet of roman noodles and honey buns.Going around name dropping Tyrese for the 100th time.

The reason why Todd is so difficult to battle, is because he sucks. He's one of those guys when you know he's on the card, you know it's going to be a bad battle. Todd is a very mediocre battler. His opponents aren't gonna go all out, because they aren't impressed. It's basically what Charlie Clips is now to a card. Charlie creates bad battles with everyone. He has nothing to say. His opponents have nothing to say. It just creates an awful battle. Charlie at least had a prime. Todd's only moment is the Hitman battle. Maybe if he imitated Hitman every battle, he would have had something.

Hollow gonna come in that Todd battle looking like the Hollow from Total Slaughter. He needs to be scared of his opponent and Todd doesn't scare anybody. It will probably be the worse battle on that card. I don't know why anyone would want to see that.
 

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I only give Reed a chance because Rex is fat and a con man. He looked slimmer in the hennyman interview. His weight fluctuating. Looks like he's on a high sodium broke man diet of roman noodles and honey buns.Going around name dropping Tyrese for the 100th time.

The reason why Todd is so difficult to battle, is because he sucks. He's one of those guys when you know he's on the card, you know it's going to be a bad battle. Todd is a very mediocre battler. His opponents aren't gonna go all out, because they aren't impressed. It's basically what Charlie Clips is now to a card. Charlie creates bad battles with everyone. He has nothing to say. His opponents have nothing to say. It just creates an awful battle. Charlie at least had a prime. Todd's only moment is the Hitman battle. Maybe if he imitated Hitman every battle, he would have had something.

Hollow gonna come in that Todd battle looking like the Hollow from Total Slaughter. He needs to be scared of his opponent and Todd doesn't scare anybody. It will probably be the worse battle on that card. I don't know why anyone would want to see that.
JJDD is the Serius Jones of this new generation. Boring, mediocre with a great win percentage because nobody cares enough to bring their A game, so they get wins against high quality opponents on their off nights. Now, I'm not mad at them, a win is a win. But that's why even though they win a lot, they don't get a lot of respect.
 

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Hollow gonna come in that Todd battle looking like the Hollow from Total Slaughter. He needs to be scared of his opponent and Todd doesn't scare anybody. It will probably be the worse battle on that card. I don't know why anyone would want to see that.
Hollow was fire on Total Slaughter though I understand why people didn't like it. He battled the culture vultures along with Joe.

TODD doesn't have a chance after thinking about how that Pat battle looked. Pat had better material but Hollow catered to them doing that Jamaican shyt.
 

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From this clip it looks like Clips and Cal is confirmed for SM 7. It also confirmed that Math is on SM 7. Beasley mentioned Ave in the video. I think it is going be Math vs Ave. I think Math is too versatile for Ave.
 
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