Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[storyteller]

Scariest of '25 so far: Bring Her Back
Best storytelling horror of '25: Sinners
My favorite combination of the two: Weapons

This year's horror line-up is incredible. We got all-timers at the top; sequels that rebirth great franchises; and a really generous dose of pretty good but not great stuff that can scratch any horror itch you've got.

 

[FlyRy]

 

[Trips]

just sounds like a different twist on that Gone in the Night movie that Winona Ryder was in a couple of years ago. That dropped around the same time as Barbarian did. Which also this kind of feels like that movie as well.

 

[EzekelRAGE]

Between the title and the tagline, the sexual innuendo shyt already annoying me with this film. Just from the tagline I can tell at least one person in the movie gonna be like "Go to bone lake, so you can have time to "bone", get it "

Edit: Clicked twitter and saw the full poster, is the skeleton getting head too? Yea, seems like "one of those" horror movies lol.

 

[abominable1]

Lots of anniversaries this year

Spoiler: Long post

1975
Jaws: A great white shark terrorizes a small resort town.
Shivers: A parasite infests a high-rise, turning residents into crazed, sexually deviant beings.
Deep Red: A musician investigates a murder he witnessed, uncovering a web of secrets and violence.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: A newly engaged couple stumble upon a bizarre castle filled with eccentric characters, according to IMDb.
Race with the Devil: A vacationing couple and their friends witness a Satanic ritual and are pursued by cultists.
Trilogy of Terror: An anthology film featuring three chilling segments, including one involving a Zuni warrior doll.
The Devil's Rain: A Satanic cult attempts to summon the Devil.
Autopsy: A horror film from 1975, according to Reddit.
Night of the Seagulls: Another horror movie released in 1975, according to IMDb.
Criminally Insane: A horror film from 1975, according to IMDb.
1980
The Shining: A family's stay at an isolated hotel leads to a father's descent into violence.
Friday the 13th: Teen camp counselors are stalked by a killer at a summer camp.
Cannibal Holocaust: An anthropologist recovers footage of a film crew's encounters with cannibal tribes.
Dressed to Kill: A mysterious blonde commits a murder and targets a witness.
The Fog: A supernatural fog brings vengeful spirits to a coastal town.
Altered States: A psycho-physiologist experiences visions through experiments.
Motel Hell: A farmer and his sister use travelers for their "special meat".
Prom Night: A killer stalks teenagers responsible for a past accident.
Alligator: A pet alligator grows to enormous size in the sewers and attacks humans.
Inferno: An American student investigates disappearances linked to an old alchemy book.
1985
Day of the Dead: Survivors shelter in a bunker as zombies overrun the world.
Demons: A mysterious movie screening traps viewers with ravenous demons.
The Return of the Living Dead: A deadly gas causes the dead to rise as zombies.
Re-Animator: A medical student and his girlfriend experiment with re-animating dead tissue.
Fright Night: A teenager suspects his neighbor is a vampire and seeks help.
Phenomena: A girl who communicates with insects helps solve murders.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge: A teenage boy is haunted by Freddy Krueger.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning: Tommy Jarvis is haunted by his past as murders begin again, according to IMDb.
Cat's Eye: A stray cat connects three Stephen King-based tales.
Lifeforce: Space vampires arrive in London, causing chaos.
1990
Flatliners: Medical students experiment with near-death experiences with dark consequences.
The Exorcist III: A police lieutenant investigates murders linked to a deceased serial killer.
It: Childhood friends reunite to fight an evil demon clown.
The Witches: A boy discovers a witch convention and must stop them.
Arachnophobia: Killer spiders are accidentally brought to a town.
The Ambulance: A comic-book artist investigates the disappearance of a woman taken by an ambulance.
Psycho IV: The Beginning: Norman Bates reflects on his childhood and fears for his unborn child.
The Guardian: A couple discovers their nanny is a Druid sacrificing infants.
The Willies: Three boys share scary stories around a campfire.
Demonia: An archaeological team accidentally unleashes ghosts of demonic nuns.
1995
The Day of the Beast: A priest teams up with others to prevent the birth of the Beast.
Lord of Illusions: A detective is tasked with guarding a famous illusionist's wife.
Species: Scientists try to capture a killer alien seductress.
Village of the Damned: Women give birth to seemingly innocent alien children.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers: Michael Myers returns to terrorize Laurie Strode's family.
The Addiction: A philosophy student is bitten by a vampire.
The Mangler: A laundry machine becomes possessed and homicidal.
Castle Freak: A man inherits a castle and discovers a horrifying secret.
The Prophecy: A detective discovers a heavenly prophecy and finds an ally.
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight: Demons attempt to get a key containing the blood of Christ.
2000
28 Days Later: A man awakens from a coma to find London infested with rage-fueled zombies.
Let the Right One In: A boy befriends a mysterious girl who is a vampire.
The Descent: A caving expedition goes wrong, leaving explorers trapped and hunted.
Saw: Two men are forced to play a sadistic game orchestrated by the Jigsaw Killer.
The Others: A woman and her children are haunted in a remote house.
American Psycho: A wealthy investment banker leads a double life as a serial killer.
Ginger Snaps: Two sisters' bond is tested when one is bitten by a werewolf.
Rec: A reporter documents the quarantine of a building with infected residents.
The Devil's Backbone: An orphan in a Spanish Civil War-era orphanage encounters a ghost.
Final Destination: Teenagers escape a plane crash but are pursued by Death.
2005
The Descent: A group of female cavers encounter terrifying creatures.
Saw II: A detective investigates a murder and is trapped with Jigsaw.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose: A lawyer defends a priest accused of negligence during an exorcism.
Undead: A fishing community is ravaged by zombies.
The Devil's Rejects: Surviving members of a family continue their violent rampage.
The Skeleton Key: A hospice nurse uncovers dark secrets at a plantation.
House of Wax: Teens are stranded near a wax museum with horrifying secrets.
Wolf Creek: Backpackers are stranded and fall victim to a psychopath.
Dark Water: A mother and daughter are haunted in a dilapidated apartment.
An American Haunting: A family is terrorized by an invisible entity.

 

[Ironman]

Between the title and the tagline, the sexual innuendo shyt already annoying me with this film. Just from the tagline I can tell at least one person in the movie gonna be like "Go to bone lake, so you can have time to "bone", get it "

Edit: Clicked twitter and saw the full poster, is the skeleton getting head too? Yea, seems like "one of those" horror movies lol.

Thwy could've kept this

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

If a horror movie is going to go with the gratuitous nudity/sex then they should either go full on 80s or leave it alone lol

 

[abominable1]

Sweet Revenge premiere in a little over an hour

 

[darealvelle]

 

[daemonova]

 

[8WON6]

That trailer for Hell House Lineage...I don't know man.

 

[storyteller]

I won't lie. That ending to 28 years later was disappointing as hell for me.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Am I the only one who didn’t think The Happening was bad? I just watched it for the first time; I had expectations low since it was shifted on. Turned out decent.

I think MNS could have done a better job of nature turning on man. Like show how much littering is done, filling it with chemicals, and other shyt man does to ruin Mother Earth. Show the plants creating a new spore to unleash.

Really simple stuff to improve the experience.

 

[storyteller]

Sweet Revenge premiere in a little over an hour

Didn't love it, but it did introduce a really interesting new feature by the end.

Spoiler

It looks like some of the possession powers from Jason Goes to Hell will be at play in how the girl ends up.

I don't hate that...bring back the bounty hunter too, somehow someway. I swear Goes to Hell is actually a fun movie, but the lack of Jason killed it.

 

[Apollo Creed]

I still dont get the joke