Things you've done that has guarenteed you a spot in hell

[Conscious Pilot]

Nah, son....not sexually

I mean I used to go in front of the mirror in my room, whip out the dikk, put it on top of his head, and just look at the dog in the mirror with my dikk on his head, and just laugh...because he looked funny mean-muggin' with penis atop his head

I was a young, silly boy

 

[NerdNash]

Piped my babymom best friend.

 

[Metta World Movement]

werent you worried that the dog would one day just bite your dikk?

Man, me and Prince was cool. He would have NEVER. He knew it was just jokes.

I miss that damn dog now

 

[bigmac]

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.

Spoiler

worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.

Nah this sh*t got me literally

 

[Nemesis]

Man, me and Prince was cool. He would have NEVER. He knew it was just jokes.

I miss that damn dog now

tell the truth....did you put the tip in? no homo/zoophilia

 

[radio rahiem]

living

 

[MBwithadream]

Do you realize what type of dumb ass shyt you can supposedly go to hell for??

nikkas cant eat bacon

You can but you got to get blood out of it. Kosher. my friend.

 

[Grano-Grano]

Sold crack

 

[Ohene]

i don't think i want to mention what i did but i will. it was foul, even though the guy deserved it. once i pissed on my roommate's toothbrush. the motherfukker would always leave it in the shower and it'd be sitting close to the drain. oh, and there's more. one more story involving that same toothbrush and some other general little anecdotes...

no..he deserve it:

are you white?

 

[Ohene]

or just out of the shower. i mean, you'd have to be a pretty nasty motherfukker to leave your toothbrush lying around anyways. it wasn't like i dropped it on the shower floor and started pissing on it. i started pissing on it before i realized it was there. i had turned on the water to get the shower running, then jumped in. briefly realized i had to piss and started pissing. looked down, his toothbrush is caught in the crossfire. he was a nasty guy anyways. some mid-30s dude living in his parents' house for free, renting out the rooms for income and being a "landlord" (if that's what you want to call his half-assed attempts at taking care of the property). and, in his spare time, he'd work as a pizza delivery boy...

well if you didnt purposely do it ...i guess its ok

 

[Ohene]

this nikka pissed in my face while I was taking a shyt.

he said he been holding it in for two hours. He actually warned me he would piss on me if I didn't move in 5 seconds. I looked at him like cause I thought he was bluffing. then all of a sudden I feel this warn liquid on my face.
breh....I was literally crying while on the toilet.

Spoiler

worse part is, I still couldn't move because I still had a half of turd stuck up my culo that couldn't come out.

You mothafukkas must be white

 

[bangbreh]

nikka got me over here.
pissfaced dikk atop the dog ass nikkas

 

[Premeditated]

You mothafukkas must be white

I'm not white breh.

 

[Ohene]

i believe you breh

thanks for the laughter anyway. I was crackng up

 

[Klyk21]

Something so foul and evil I won't even mention it. I will take it to the grave with me. But it will always haunt me.

repent