This young Latina girl at work making an Old Dog feel brand new again (i dont remember feeling this...)

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I in no way wanna rain on your parade OG but a work collegue? :sas1:

If you enjoy your job, do not do it breh breh...you've been warned. i know that sweet soppy wet mamacita p*ssy callin you :bryan:...but don't do it breh. I've slept with 4 co-workers before i married my wife, EACH TIME it ended badly...just having to see the bytch after i was done with her was the worst thing in the world, seeing her boo'd up with another nikka in the office bothered me not because i was jealous but because i just didnt want to see her face anymore...terrible situation to be in if u enjoy your job...but you'll learn :francis:
I just did a quick count and could be slightly off, but I've slept with at least 15-16 women I've worked with.

Met both my BM's at work.

Never got sloppy, and any time it threatened to get that way, I nipped that shyt in the bud. There's a way to do this shyt and be professional about it, might need to film a video for scary nighas who afraid to smash at work.

In every single industry from politics to what I do (restaurants), people smashing and creating life with coworkers is common. There isn't an industry it's uncommon.

The one major rule is if you are in a leadership position, you shouldn't smash on subordinates, but even in that position you can keep it pro.

And yes, a number of coworkers I smashed on, at least 6 of em, I was in a position of leadership/authority over them.

This shyt only messy if you a messy nikka. I ain't one, so I don't be having issues...

You got a side chick so I already know you messy, which explains why you had trouble smashing 4 coworkers 🤣 🤣

Not coming at you g, just saying!
 

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Military women are mostly 5s at best let’s be for real. If they’re not a 5 they are flat as a board.

A fine woman with a nice body is not in the military. It’s a last resort for the undesirable woman.

U dont know what the hell u talking about.

I've been in and around the military for almost 25 years. Navy and Air Force mostly and there has always been super fine women.


What bases u been on?
 

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Stop being scary, I work for the government and had a whole affair with a woman while being her superior and all I got was a warning hell be fine as long as he don't trip :unimpressed:


nikkas gotta stop being scared of bytches.

Point is..

OP'll be fine, let UNC eat. :unimpressed:
When he loses his job following your advice are you gonna make sure he literally eats?
 

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Stop being scary, I work for the government and had a whole affair with a woman while being her superior and all I got was a warning hell be fine as long as he don't trip :unimpressed:


nikkas gotta stop being scared of bytches.
The fact you got a "warning" shows how reckless you was and misguided when it comes to work shyt.

You her "superior" at what?

Because you not in management or leadership
 

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Making threads about a potential chick..... :dead:


You definitely a green ass dude with lil experience. Especially to be over the age of 21 geeking like this.... And you in your 40s.:dead:


Dude making diary entries swiging his feet to and fro.:mjlol:
Twisting his hair and writing out their married names while singing old r&b :dead:
 
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I've only fukked two coworkers in my entire life.One was just a wild parking lot rump I didn't see coming.She initially came off ultra religious.Always giving lil mini sermons about Jesus.Brought me a bible to work.Would recommend different Christian bands for me to check out.The freak came out of nowhere, but with a lil twist.Maybe once or twice a month, we'd go on lunch break together.I never packed a lunch or no shyt like that.I'm one of those cats that has to leave the building completely.For the benefit of my own psyche.It's like a mental reset for me.

So one day, we go on lunch together.Normal shyt.Grabbed some lil snacks from the local convenience store, and headed back to the work parking lot.Still had about 20 minutes left on our break, so we just chilled in the car.Out of nowhere, she goes "Pull it out" ..Had me startled, so I'm like "Whaaa?" .."Pull it out.Let me see it"...Long story short, I pulled it out.Awesome Jawsome/Ms.Hoover.Gobbling my shyt.Shot right down her esophagus.Right back to work like nothing ever happened.

I didn't find out the "twist" until a few days later.She came up to me and said "You might not see me for awhile.I'm going to rehab.I'm in the early stages of addiction.I started doing meth a few weeks ago.That's why I asked to see your dikk.That stuff makes me bold when I get high"

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