Tiffany Haddish asks "What happened to Canibus?"

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That shyt traumatized me..cant watch it anymore. Its a permanent memory for me.

Hos explanation of why his battle was so ass was great too, he said he had been abducted byoby aliens or something and they broke his arm trying to escape, im prolly mangling the details but it was def :usure:
 

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I think he said to Diz he had fakkit blood:mjlol:

I know u won Diz. I’m gone get me shyt off

(Yells at crowd)y’all came here for rhymes. Let me get my shyt
:mjlol:

I know it was something like that. I got to watch that shyt again

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2:05
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To wack ass Dizaster of all people, too...:upsetfavre:

I still want to know what happened. Allegedly, he fukked up his arm and was on pain pills, but damn...I was hoping he would write some Clue freestyle type shyt and wash him :snoop:

That shyt is as cringeworthy as the.Ras Kass "Hi Game" video.

Two of my all time favorites :francis:
 

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Everybody knows how much of a fan of Bis I was. And I still listen to his older stuff. Can't deny the greatness of RTJ, Mic Club, 2000 B.C., and For Whom the Beat Tolls.

He had some dope shyt post 2007, but the whole "Airstrike" Eminem diss with D12 left a bad taste in my mouth (it was basically the same shyt LL did to him), as did the diss/apology to J Cole. By the time the notepad incident happened, I was just done. But it doesn't take away from the dope material he had in his prime.
 

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Canibus has finally spoken on the incident, as all were curious as to what happened to the lyricist. Only, his explanation is even stranger. He took to his Tumblr and wrote a long message, which claims that he was abducted by human blood-sucking leeches, who he assumes were "agents of the dark world." Read the entire explanation below.

A few days before the KOTD Vendetta event, I was abducted by human blood sucking leeches who did not make their identity known, but I assume were agents of the dark world. While in my vehicle ready to pay for a toll, a helicopter attached with a satellite device that promotes fear flew directly over me. Upon being aware of what was happening I decided to escape on foot and flee from this radioactive device that can cause mental and emotional harm to any man- Even a man who possesses the brain waves of a complicated degree such as myself. As I abandoned my vehicle, I got to a fence and as I climbed underneath, the helicopter got visual contact on its target and there was nothing I could do. Completely lost in a parallel universe I was removed from consciousness and as I woke up I had secret agents of some kind asking me why I decided to battle in this event that was being broadcasted world-wide. I explained to them it was strictly Hip Hop related but they did not believe me. They used Chinese water torture methods at first to try to break my spirits to no avail. They attached wires to my skull and moved on to “Alternative 2.” They then inquired about my knowledge of secret societies and about my experiences in the military.

Something I never told anybody is that one morning, while in the military, I was woken up and interrogated for 86 hours straight about all the infinite rhymes that I had released. They inquired about how I received the findings of this information and how I was capable of putting it in a 4 bar measured instrumental. They conducted various studies and also got a hold of all the infinite rhymes I hadn’t even released yet. Somehow some way I lost all memory of these rhymes… yet I remember everything else. Now back to the KOTD situation. As I was being interrogated by these agents recently I managed to escape thanks to one of the agents who was a fan of mine. I asked him what his favorite Canibus verse was and he told me that he doesn’t know me as Canibus but rather as Subject 9. This man was kind enough to help me escape but eventually I was hit with some type of dart in the back of my neck and the last thing I remember was falling on the back of my head (hence the stitches). I woke up in the back of a cop car then asked the officers why my head was bleeding and my shoulder felt separated. They said they found me like that and that I should have a better understanding of what happened to me. They asked me if I remembered anything and I told them “No.” It was the safest move to make because they could easily have been disguised agents ordered to see what my mental state was like.


The day of the battle my memory and mental state wasn’t 100% due to these circumstances. I knew this so I brought my copybook to practice the 30 plus pages of infinite rhymes that I had structured for Dizaster. The stitches in the back of my head were hurting me and my shoulder was killing me but The Ripper doesn’t need medication, he controls pain with his mind. At the event I was very confident with the likes of Supernatural behind me and the guy who’s strong stomach was showing- But to protect him from any abduction I won’t reveal his name- Lets just call him Subject 10. The crowd showed me energy as well and as I delivered my first round I could see in Dizaster’s eyes he was intimidated by the mind with the infinite rhyme. Eventually the traumatic effect I suffered days before caught up to me and I could no longer be as sharp as I needed to be. The fans paid money, as did the KOTD staff, so even though there was nothing left in my mental tank, I reached for what is now the infamous notepad and decided to read my infinite rhymes. Needless to say, the results were underwhelming and it didn’t look right, but now, realizing the actions that preceded the event I’m sure you all understand.

Firstly, I want to apologize first to ‘Subject 10’ whose vehicle I abandoned when the agents were approaching me. Secondly, I’d like to apologize to Supernat because I made him come support me and stand behind me for that embarrassment. Thirdly, I’d like to apologize to all The Rippers in attendance who I let down. Finally, I’d like to apologize to Dizaster and the entire KOTD staff. I tried my best and stood there like the solider I am but there was nothing I can do. As I said in the event, I could only do what I can do. For everyone who seems to be making a mockery out of my just- Remember this; dinosaurs once ruled the planet, Rome was once a powerhouse, The Blazers drafted Greg Oden, and every dog has its day. Doubt me and you will be defeated.
 

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Everybody knows how much of a fan of Bis I was. And I still listen to his older stuff. Can't deny the greatness of RTJ, Mic Club, 2000 B.C., and For Whom the Beat Tolls.

He had some dope shyt post 2007, but the whole "Airstrike" Eminem diss with D12 left a bad taste in my mouth (it was basically the same shyt LL did to him), as did the diss/apology to J Cole. By the time the notepad incident happened, I was just done. But it doesn't take away from the dope material he had in his prime.

nah the airstrike shyt isn't like the LL/bis shyt...but it is :mjlol:...bis fukking nuts.


I still fukk with Bis heavy but he's done mad questionable shyt....remember when he dissed primo? Just cause Primo said Bis passed on the Devil's Pie beat....like:gucci:, why the fukk are you dissing him for telling that fact? Preme wasn't even disrespectful or anything, he just said Bis passed on that shyt.
 

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Canibus had next back in 97-98.

The LL "battle" was whatever. He was never going to dethrone L. L's legacy is too crazy for that. But he made some really bad business moves back then. The first being, letting Clef handle his career early on. He built a really dope following via mixtapes and features and had the streets on fire. With so many people trying to get him looks and signed, he had a lot of better options that he could've run with, that would've set him up nicely. Choosing to go with a label that didn't really have a true Hip Hop division and letting another rapper be his manager really killed his momentum.

And then having Jerry Wonda at the helm for his production, on his debut, was probably the dumbest shyt ever. Especially during a time when all of the greats were try’na work with him. He invested his whole shyt into Wyclef's camp and they dropped the ball. He was never able to bounce back from that. They didn't know what to do with him, so it was kinda like dude wasted his career by trusting in the wrong people.
 

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I know this shyt off the top of my head.
Still one of the funniest lines to me...

"Cause whenever the head is severed from the human body with a sharp enough weapon the brain re-mains conscious for 10 seconds.
Long enough for me deliver you 1 last message so when you go to Hell
You can tell
Lucifer i said it!"

:russ::russ::russ:
Hard...
 
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