what was your dumbest example of dont try this at home?

[Lo-Co]

Playing around and was getting ready to put my friend in a Boston Crab. I don't know how it happened but after I got it flipped over, I somehow lost my balance and fell backwards with his feet still hooked.

I think I made this face for real because I legit thought I broke his back when it happened. He was alright though but that pretty much ended me wrestling around anymore.

My friend put me in an anklelock, and I rolled through and he split his lip from being thrown

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Cradle powerdriver to a kid on the concrete in the playground in year 5.

Hit a stunner on a school trip to my mate, who managed to headbutt my eye as we went down.

Guillotine choke on a work colleague, the WCW/NWO revenge on N64version, burst the blood vessels iin his eyelids.

Dived off a ladder to hit the Macho Man elbow and went thru my cousins bed. My aunt proceeded to whip my ass like a government mule. One of the most one sided beatdown in the history of beatdowns.

Got thrown out of 6th form college lessons for a running 24hour ankle lock challenge.

The liontamer on my mate, who I didn't who had back issues, at the time.

 

[Lo-Co]

Cradle powerdriver to a kid on the concrete in the playground in year 5.

Hit a stunner on a school trip to my mate, who managed to headbutt my eye as we went down.

Guillotine choke on a work colleague, the WCW/NWO revenge on N64version, burst the blood vessels iin his eyelids.

Dived off a ladder to hit the Macho Man elbow and went thru my cousins bed. My aunt proceeded to whip my ads like a government mule. One of the most one sided beatdown in the history of beatdown.

Got thrown out of 6th form college lessons for a running 24hour ankle lock challenge.

The liontamer on my mate, who I didn't who had back issues, at the time.

I got put in an Indian deathlock. shyt fukkong hurt.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

I RAN OFF A CLIFF AND STAYED SUSPENDED IN MIDAIR UNTIL I REMEMBERED ABOUT GRAVITY LIKE WILE E. COYOTE, BROTHER! BROKE THIRTY EIGHT VERTEBRAE, CRACKED TWO SKULLS, AND SUFFERED PULMONARY EDEMA IN MY LIVER, DUDE!

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

ddt on a friend of mine on the concrete,tried not to hit his head,but i did.the crack sound
he jumped up like it was nothing

ddt was my goto in fights during recess

 

[trick]

Pl
aying around and was getting ready to put my friend in a Boston Crab. I don't know how it happened but after I got it flipped over, I somehow lost my balance and fell backwards with his feet still hooked.

I think I made this face for real because I legit thought I broke his back when it happened. He was alright though but that pretty much ended me wrestling around anymore. Crazy thing is I know its a pretty safe move but I actually get a little nervous seeing wrestlers doing to this day still hoping nobody slips or falls.

the boston crab is a legit submission and you can break someone's back with it breh





@El Guapo

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

These posts remind me of how weak so many kids were when i was little. Some of us would play rough and shyt then there would be them bytch ass kids that would cry immediately during play fighting. Getting other nikkas in trouble. Like dude said above, nikkas middle school crying like babies . Like "why are you here, we trying to hit these moves and be 'dangerous'...roll out "

There's always that 1 kid that the teacher forces yall to play with

Man we had this one kid that the teachers always forced us to play with.
We didn't really fukk with him cause he'd always tell on us

 

[D-NICE]

the boston crab is a legit submission and you can break someone's back with it breh





@El Guapo

@ the first video. That was somewhat similar though because I knew I fukked up. We all know wrestling fake but I still don't know how they do some of those older submission holds back in the day without making the opponent tap. Moves like the Boston Crab, Figure 4, etc. were legit getting little kids hurt out here.

 

[Lord Scion]

This reminds me of the time this kid got rock bottomed on the lunch table during a fight, man he was getting clowns for the rest of the school year. Random dudes walk up to him like "If ya smellllllll".

In short, kids are a$$holes.

 

[trick]

@ the first video. That was somewhat similar though because I knew I fukked up. We all know wrestling fake but I still don't know how they do some of those older submission holds back in the day without making the opponent tap. Moves like the Boston Crab, Figure 4, etc. were legit getting little kids hurt out here.

They don't apply much pressure to the holds, kids don't know any better.

 

[EA]

At my 10th birthday party, we had a bouncy castle and one of my boys hit another one of my friends with a corkscrew drop kick and sent his ass flying out of the castle and onto the ground

We were all jumping there looking like

We also went through a phase blindsiding each other with Super Kicks

 

[MenacingMonk]

Rock bottom'd my friend in the front yard. Took the wind out of him.

Scissor kicked another friend. Dude looked stunned after I did it.

I used to love putting on submissions. My finisher was a running stunner

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

One of the neighbor kids drop-kicked my sister off the trampoline. This was in the days before they had safety nets.

He was not allowed to come over again.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Got thrown out of 6th form college lessons for a running 24hour ankle lock challenge..

Somehow I feel a story is needed here. Reading that had me

 

[Address_Unknown]

Back in the Attitude era when Billy Gun had that moist ass "Mr Ass Man" Schitck going on, we had one friend that liked that shyt and stayed doing the Fameasser on you if you ever had to dip/bend for anything and he was in the vicinity. Most of us just learned to fold our arms out so we could cushion our chins and what's not or move so we wouldn't be trapped between the ground and his weight, but this fool did this to some random unsuspected kid that wasn't part of the crew one day during break.

Will never forget that wet sound of breh's face connecting with the dirt/grass outside and while "Mr Ass Man" was steady doing his moist ass dance, we rolled that poor kid over and all we could see were eye whites and blood. Dude was out cold and bleeding from the nose and mouth...so of course everyone else dips....