what was your dumbest example of dont try this at home?

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As a kid I was riding in a van with my family and my cousin who was sitting behind me decided out of nowhere he wanted to put the Dragon Sleeper on me. He had that hold LOCKED on me and wouldn't let go. The combination of him really cranking back on the hold and me still having my seat belt on so I really couldn't struggle I really couldn't breathe and was seeing nothing but black after a few seconds had me like :merchant::why::damn::sadbron::deadrose:. Eventually he let go but I wouldn't be here now had he held on for a couple more seconds... to this day I still wonder why there ain't a wrestler on the WWE roster that uses the Dragon Sleeper as their finisher because that hold is legit :whew:
 

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did the mandible claw on my cousin and he bit down on my fingers really hard :sadbron:

fukk that move :francis:
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SUPPRESS THE NERVE ENDINGS IN HIS JAW, BROTHER! OR MAYBE YOUR COUSIN JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK, DUDE! HOW SOFT WAS HIS HANDSHAKE, MEAN GENE?
 

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Man too many to count.

The worst was wrestling two of my cousins in a 2 on 1. They both was trying to tackle me so I grabbed the back of both their necks and jammed their heads into each other as hard as I could. shyt made the nastiest thud I've heard and they both fell to the ground crying holding their heads.

Suplexed my younger cousin into a dresser that knocked the mirror loose and caused it to fall on his head. He lost his mind crying and I'm begging him to calm down before his momma beat my ass.

Powerbombed a kid off a bed onto the floor and made him run home crying.


Stayed slapping on boston crabs, Bob Backlund chicken wing, and the Texas Cloverleaf on folks. Used to have one roommate who was in the military who loved to try and wrestle and I would get him in armbars, crippler crossface and whatever other move was on the mind.
 

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this was my go to move. aunt walked in and saw my cousin in a cloverleaf and a crossface. my cousin had a trampoline and a tree right next to it. nothing but dives out of the tree. crossbodies, and attempted hurricanranas. :mjlol:
 

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- Got put in the texas clover leaf way too fukking long and hurt my back

- Attempted a running leg drop with a sheet over my head at full speed and jammed my finger hitting the wall

- Picked up a large weight to hit my cousin with it during a hardcore match and ended up dropping it on my foot lol



I know there's more examples I'm forgetting by yeah
 

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Garbage bag parachute.
I tried this too.:snoop: fell like a rock.


When i was a kid got put in the figure four.:huhldup:

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Assumed i could reverse it.

I was mistaken.:francis:
 
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