What's so wrong about dating a coli breh?

Raava

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Now that PK gave me the middle finger we should link up and discuss the trivialities and stereotypes in society plaguing the common man :ehh:


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oh ok janet

I mean Ms jackson.:skip:

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Lamar Givens

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Meeting online for some people just seems to be taboo, being that, like most other posters said a lot of people online can not be trusted, and are weirdos.

When my wife and I were dating I asked her if she would ever consider meeting someone online, and her reply was no. I think most people have in their mind when you speak of online as dating sites, and not thread forums such as this where two people can actually meet by chance because of similar interest.

No lie, when I was in college I met this chick online and she tried to come across as this holier than though good girl. First time I went to her house, her mom came out the kitchen and said, "So are you coming back home tonight, or will you spend the night with this nykka like you do those other men that be coming up in here?"

I was like :dwillhuh: :comeon: :martin:

She yelled, "MOM!!!":bryan:

You can imagine how the ride back home was when she dropped me off to my crib. When I got out the car all I could say was :blessed: thank you Jesus for helping me dodge a bullet!

I can't lie, I still tried to get head from her a few days later:youngsabo:

I was struggling to walk the path of righteousness at that time...:mjcry:
 

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This chick loves all the fukking attention.

Let the other brehettes get some shine as well.

How come it's always only you every damn day? I'm sure the other brehettes don't like you cuz this is just getting too much now. Joined recently and it's always the same chick every day. Goddamn.

Who cares about who's dating who - let other bytches get some shine and stop stealing their shine by making everything about yourself.

This is my 4th thread in 3 years.

I troll and bullshyt with you guys and been chill. I'm not stealing the shine from any of these brehettes. They don't have to like me- what is this? High school? They gonna tell me I can't sit with the cool kids? :mjlol:
Stealing their shine :mjlol: oh PK you diabolical dastardly demon
 

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:ehh:Good luck with that. I'm trying to get this bread out here. Hopefully one day I find a nice chick, drop 10lbs and take a photo that have em going

:picard:"He got THAT? Damn, I shoulda returned his PM."
Dawg I'm telling you all we need is a mixtape and we good
 

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As your light-skinned cousin Rihanna put it:

"We found love in a hopeless place"


If you have connections with another poster, and they send you a pic and you connect physically, emotionally, and spiritually, than put your foot on the gas, buy that plane ticket and dive in. Don't let a bunch of faceless trolls dictate your real-life moves, or jeopardize potential happiness.
 

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I hate to be that guy, but it shows how much society has dwindled. TBH, I remember when dudes used to talk to women face to face locally. I've always hated online dating. I'm saying this in general and I wish them the best. However, for me it's just weird. I'm cool with PK, but I personally could never do it. It's no shade, but I just couldn't explain it to my family. Also, I like meeting chicks at political events/rallies, volunteer groups, and etc. Thecoli or a similar forum is not the place. Closest I'll do is a meet and greet with my bous @CACtain Planet @thekingsmen and @BmoreGorilla
Society hasn't dwindled, it's changed. The fact that you're shaming people for doing what we were born to do, which is connect with each other blows my mind.

It really does. Online dating is just another form of dating. Trust me breh I've met and pulled more women this year than you have in your 20 something years on this planet.

I've planned a family with a woman. I've loved a handful, lived with some, and interact with women as a potential sexual partner everyday.

You're in the friend zone. You're only getting access because they aren't going to fukk or date you. You're not a threat. I'm not trying to be mean, this a fact.

I make panties wet everyday. Girls ask me for my number frequently. It's not because they want to talk about politics my guy.

I tell girls we can't be friends. So all the girls I'm around besides the few I am friends with are potential sexual partners. They want to fukk and I want to fukk.

My point is you're not qualified for comment on dating because you don't date and when you start you're starting in the D League. I'm an all star my guy. I talk you listen. You reach I teach.

If you take the advice I give you, you could actually pull your dream girl.

I know because you've described her boring ass, and she's already met you a billion times. To pull her you have to step into my world.

But you can't until you fukk a woman until your genitals are covered in her cum and you can smell her on you days later.

Excuse me.
 

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There nothing intrinsically wrong with it.

It's just the demographic of this forum(like many sites on the internet) has a lot of real life weirdos & anti-social squares with no chill. So there's usually better places to meet people.

fukking with someone off the coli requires due diligence, so that you know when that poster logs off, they're someone who is mature, above-the-fray and won't expose you(and your business) if you both dead the relationship.

Social media like IG, Snapchat & twitter are usually better because you can't hide behind the veil of anonymity and the online persona you created.
 

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This is my 4th thread in 3 years.

I troll and bullshyt with you guys and been chill. I'm not stealing the shine from any of these brehettes. They don't have to like me- what is this? High school? They gonna tell me I can't sit with the cool kids? :mjlol:
Stealing their shine :mjlol: oh PK you diabolical dastardly demon
10/10 alliteration
 
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