What's the most you ever did to get laid?
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Most I did was buy a girl some shoes for her birthday when I was 16. 
DIdn't smash, but had my opportunity to do so a couple years later, and she had already took a dive towards the
side....
DIdn't smash, but had my opportunity to do so a couple years later, and she had already took a dive towards the
side....
I wrote an essay once for a broad to try to get with her
It failed
Guess your argument wasn't supported by enough evidence
LandryFieldsDad
All Star
Yeah.
It's just every now and then I'll think like Damn what if. I couldn't live with myself I don't think
Details?Offer some moneysome of the best head and wettest p*ssy I ever had
I was on vacation in Jamaica and I was the only one who didn't smash all week. That's because I had a girl and was trying to be faithful.
Anyway that went out the door as soon is I realized I was about to go home without trying some home grown.
So I had met this bytch on the last night at the club. After thr club I told her today was my last night and all that.
She invited me to her place.
This might be the dumbest thing I ever did:
We caught a cab to her crib (which happened to be in the hood) ... meanwhile my phone was dead (couldn't call my nikkas for help in case someone decided to kidnap and Rob me) and my flight was in a few hours (risked missing my flight with no phone, no where to stay and no money in my pocket, so I technically would of been stranded)
All for some home grown Jamaican puss
Was it worth it?
Hell yeah nikka
Did I make it out alive?
Well I'm here ain't I
Anyway that went out the door as soon is I realized I was about to go home without trying some home grown.
So I had met this bytch on the last night at the club. After thr club I told her today was my last night and all that.
She invited me to her place.
This might be the dumbest thing I ever did:
We caught a cab to her crib (which happened to be in the hood) ... meanwhile my phone was dead (couldn't call my nikkas for help in case someone decided to kidnap and Rob me) and my flight was in a few hours (risked missing my flight with no phone, no where to stay and no money in my pocket, so I technically would of been stranded)
All for some home grown Jamaican puss
Was it worth it?
Hell yeah nikka
Did I make it out alive?
Well I'm here ain't I
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Randy Sandchild
Pro
Was at my boys house and was drinking with him and his sis...had to help her make/ act interested in skittle flavored vodka. He went to bed and it was just me and her. I was 19 at the time and she was about 27. She was a blonde with big t*ts but was kinda heavy. Not obese. But noticeably a lil meaty. She was in that dangerous midland. Thats it really, had to play along and do the stupid "Oh Really?" faces when she was talking to act like i was feeling her...
Sidenote tho, i piped raw and mid pipe went to put my dyck in her mouth, and she stopped me like "I dont really know you"(we met that night) And im thinkiin ol wait i can pipe you raw but giving head is no good? So i did my dirt, continued fuccin and got no top. We were on a pull out couch and after fuccin i def wasn't about to stay there. I told her id be right back and left...of course never returned. LOL at my boy hitting me up all late like "hey where'd you go?" i know his sis prolly woke him up...
Sidenote tho, i piped raw and mid pipe went to put my dyck in her mouth, and she stopped me like "I dont really know you"(we met that night) And im thinkiin ol wait i can pipe you raw but giving head is no good? So i did my dirt, continued fuccin and got no top. We were on a pull out couch and after fuccin i def wasn't about to stay there. I told her id be right back and left...of course never returned. LOL at my boy hitting me up all late like "hey where'd you go?" i know his sis prolly woke him up...
Made Myself A Boss
#Trolltruck
..drove from DC to Virginia Beach on several occasions to smash...VA Beach is popping with thots 
PaperEnterprise
It's the inner strength..
met a bytch on POF...we exchanged numbers and spoke for a day or so...she told me I have a boyfriend lol...so I left it alone...
Few days later, knowing her entire story about how she was stressing for cash and had bills piling up...i hit her up from THE SAME NUMBER and told her I was someone else lol...she said she didn't remember me or the number I'm texting from...
since I knew her situation, I pretended to be some big shot habibi millionaire and she got on the first train from bk to queens...on the phone she was telling me how she is looking for a good man with money cause she is stressed so I was like how much you need...she said 1500, I then stated that ain't shyt...i'll cut you a check for 5,000 HAHA
she shows up, nice looking red bone...big titties but spoke like a true thot...she gets to the train station and calls me to pick her up...i made her wait an hour or so at burger king lol...i finally pick her up and she said "ain't all ya arabs be married, lemme see your hands to make sure you ain't got a ring on"
i took her straight to the telly and told her that after the deed is done she can go see my accountant in manhattan and pick up her check...i called my boy and put him on speaker phone and told him yo i'm sending so and so over to you to pick up 5000 (my boy sounded so fukking confused, he had no idea what was goin on)
she sucked my dikk balls and all for an hour or so...said she on her period HAHA...i didn't care. i dropped her to the train station and an hour later she calls me saying hey i'm by 34th st, what is your accountants address...after a few missed calls she realized she got out smarted LOL and left me a not so pleasant message.
Felt great at that time to get my dikk sucked and cum in her mouth, the today me wouldn't bother at all if a chick rejected me. The days when I wasted time and energy are far gone.
Few days later, knowing her entire story about how she was stressing for cash and had bills piling up...i hit her up from THE SAME NUMBER and told her I was someone else lol...she said she didn't remember me or the number I'm texting from...
since I knew her situation, I pretended to be some big shot habibi millionaire and she got on the first train from bk to queens...on the phone she was telling me how she is looking for a good man with money cause she is stressed so I was like how much you need...she said 1500, I then stated that ain't shyt...i'll cut you a check for 5,000 HAHA
she shows up, nice looking red bone...big titties but spoke like a true thot...she gets to the train station and calls me to pick her up...i made her wait an hour or so at burger king lol...i finally pick her up and she said "ain't all ya arabs be married, lemme see your hands to make sure you ain't got a ring on"
i took her straight to the telly and told her that after the deed is done she can go see my accountant in manhattan and pick up her check...i called my boy and put him on speaker phone and told him yo i'm sending so and so over to you to pick up 5000 (my boy sounded so fukking confused, he had no idea what was goin on)
she sucked my dikk balls and all for an hour or so...said she on her period HAHA...i didn't care. i dropped her to the train station and an hour later she calls me saying hey i'm by 34th st, what is your accountants address...after a few missed calls she realized she got out smarted LOL and left me a not so pleasant message.
Felt great at that time to get my dikk sucked and cum in her mouth, the today me wouldn't bother at all if a chick rejected me. The days when I wasted time and energy are far gone.
I haven't done too much.
Drove from Woodbridge to DC to pick up this freshman at Howard. It was during that big 2009 snowstorm, I was in my homeboys 1000lb Nissan sentra too. Sliding everywhere.
I think I remember the failed journeys more.
I drove to somewhere in Jersey near NYC from DC to meet my old crush, when she was on a job interview. Didn't smash. She moved to Tx, drove from Louisiana to see her. Played with her kid, walked to mall holding hands and all. 2am hits and I'm ready to get what she owes me and she's on her period. I get my shyt and headed back to Louisiana ASAP. She was pissed. Last year I came across a nasty clip of her. Not sure how to deal with her now.
Drove from Woodbridge to DC to pick up this freshman at Howard. It was during that big 2009 snowstorm, I was in my homeboys 1000lb Nissan sentra too. Sliding everywhere.
I think I remember the failed journeys more.
I drove to somewhere in Jersey near NYC from DC to meet my old crush, when she was on a job interview. Didn't smash. She moved to Tx, drove from Louisiana to see her. Played with her kid, walked to mall holding hands and all. 2am hits and I'm ready to get what she owes me and she's on her period. I get my shyt and headed back to Louisiana ASAP. She was pissed. Last year I came across a nasty clip of her. Not sure how to deal with her now.
2 Up 2 Down
Veteran
Wasn't much, just that she was acting hesitant cause she was in a relationship and we were friends for sometime. So to cut the time short I offered some money. Best believe I put in a good 2 hour fukk session.
I was on vacation in Jamaica and I was the only one who didn't smash all week. That's because I had a girl and was trying to be faithful.
Anyway that went out the door as soon is I realized I was about to go home without trying some home grown.
So I had met this bytch on the last night at the club. After thr club I told her today was my last night and all that.
She invited me to her place.
This might be the dumbest thing I ever did:
We caught a cab to her crib (which happened to be in the hood) ... meanwhile my phone was dead (couldn't call my nikkas for help in case someone decided to kidnap and Rob me) and my flight was in a few hours (risked missing my flight with no phone, no where to stay and no money in my pocket, so I technically would of been stranded)
All for some home grown Jamaican puss
Was it worth it?
Hell yeah nikka
Did I make it out alive?
Well I'm here ain't I
you ain't going to no hood in the United States of America and damn sure ain't going to no slums in Jamaica
you ain't going to no hood in the United States of America and damn sure ain't going to no slums in Jamaica
I swear on my momma this story is true.