You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[madness]

this whole thread got me dying in the am...from these outrageous ass prices to yall replies...

funny seeing some people take this obviously outlandish shyt extra serious too

 

[The_Sheff]

If she dont say shyt about those prices then she aint worth a dollar McDouble anyway.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

First of all I would never take a woman out on a date unless she was paying. BUT, let's PRETEND for a minute I'm some simp ass nikka and would take a chick out and treat, I would not be caught dead in such a cheap ass spot. The fukk I look like? I got CERTS nikka!

 

[nalej]

Yeah, no... I wouldn't even let a man take me to a restaurant like that if I didn't know him. The pressure/expectations after dropping that kinda cash

You'd have to offer up every hole afterwards

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

"Damn, they must've fukked up the decimals in my menu."

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

dine and ditch.


then leave them a bad review on yelp.

scumbag

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

If she dont say shyt about those prices then she aint worth a dollar McDouble anyway.

how are you going to get mad at her? YOU took her there

 

[The Mad Titan]

Since @Phoenix_Knightly23 is paying, we


I'll make it up to her tho

 

[keond]

Every new restaurant i go to i check the prices on the menu online. Every.last.one.

If they dont have the prices listed then

Plus my wife is just as cheap as me. She wouldn't eat a 500 dollar meal off of GP. Even in my backsliding days, i didnt simp on em like that..........we can get a pizza...........Now yall nikkas caking on them instagram thots and random tinder hoes?

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Since @Phoenix_Knightly23 is paying, we


I'll make it up to her tho

We're sharing a plate of food and taking the dishes home for those kinda prices buddy.

 

[The Mad Titan]

We're sharing a plate of food and taking the dishes home for those kinda prices buddy.

Even better

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I'll bring a briefcase, you bring a nice size Micheal Kors hand bag and its a wrap.

 

[Tom Foolery]

Credit card fraud.

 

[Ricky Church]

for those prices, them steaks better give me superhuman powers. shyt...

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Might just have to charge it to the game

 

[semtex]

Break out the bagged lunches I brought. bytches care more about atmosphere than food anyway