funny seeing some people take this obviously outlandish shyt extra serious too
You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:
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- Start date
If she dont say shyt about those prices then she aint worth a dollar McDouble anyway.
First of all I would never take a woman out on a date unless she was paying. BUT, let's PRETEND for a minute I'm some simp ass nikka and would take a chick out and treat, I would not be caught dead in such a cheap ass spot. The fukk I look like? I got CERTS nikka! 
Yeah, no... I wouldn't even let a man take me to a restaurant like that if I didn't know him. The pressure/expectations after dropping that kinda cash
You'd have to offer up every hole afterwards
"Damn, they must've fukked up the decimals in my menu." 
how are you going to get mad at her? YOU took her there 
Every new restaurant i go to i check the prices on the menu online. Every.last.one.
If they dont have the prices listed then
Plus my wife is just as cheap as me. She wouldn't eat a 500 dollar meal off of GP. Even in my backsliding days, i didnt simp on em like that..........we can get a pizza...........Now yall nikkas caking on them instagram thots and random tinder hoes?
If they dont have the prices listed then
Plus my wife is just as cheap as me. She wouldn't eat a 500 dollar meal off of GP. Even in my backsliding days, i didnt simp on em like that..........we can get a pizza...........Now yall nikkas caking on them instagram thots and random tinder hoes?
We're sharing a plate of food and taking the dishes home for those kinda prices buddy.
We're sharing a plate of food and taking the dishes home for those kinda prices buddy.
Even better
I'll bring a briefcase, you bring a nice size Micheal Kors hand bag and its a wrap.
Credit card fraud. 
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
for those prices, them steaks better give me superhuman powers. shyt...
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Might just have to charge it to the game 
