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She's a cute little ting.

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I understand you're from those sides,breh. Tell me and everyone here;is that ugapfuruba thing real or duck tales?
Never even heard of it, you sure you have the right country? Maybe you're talking about Burundi or something? and you're assuming the 2 people are different, when they're not. Rwandans are literally identical with the exact same culture, same language, same everything, the europeans mistook the caste system for a different people. :laff:

Hutu and Tutsi is like saying blue collar and white collar, and this was thrown out years ago when I was a child. Update your Belgian encyclopedia breh. :pachaha:
 

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Never even heard of it, you sure you have the right country? Maybe you're talking about Burundi or something? and you're assuming the 2 people are different, when they're not. Rwandans are literally identical with the exact same culture, same language, same everything, the europeans mistook the caste system for a different people. :laff:

Hutu and Tutsi is like saying blue collar and white collar, and this was thrown out years ago when I was a child. Update your Belgian encyclopedia breh. :pachaha:

Son,I've been to Kigali,specifically Kicucyiru and Remera several times though the first guy to tell me that was a Burundian Tutsi. A dude at the IBUKA, the semi official RPF NGO confirmed it. Many Ugandans,Rwandese and Congolese have told me the same.

"What is disturbing if true subject to confirmation are stories that we are hearing in Burundi, DRC, Rwanda and Uganda that many Tutsi women who marry non-Tutsi men produce children with Tutsi men so that in the end Tutsi increase their numbers at the expense of other people."

“Since we cannot replace Hutu representatives just elected and put our own people in their place, let’s make them our friends. We must conquer them by offering them gifts, especially alcohol beverages that will allow us to win secrets out of them. Offer them our girls, and if necessary, do not hesitate to arrange marriages with them. They will not resist our daughters’ angelic beauty”

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"It is also not true that there are intermarriages. Men have always been duped when ever they try to produce children with the tutsi women. Tutsi only produce among themselves and I know you know it."

"They have told you that if you insist the children wont be yours and you will burst your head over that. Bantu marrying a tutsi is often just a BUBBLE."

Are the Tutsis of Rwanda originally from Somalia?

These are all neighbouring Ugandans! Why is there even a term on cucking called ugapfubura? To my knowledge no other such term exists in any community. Here's a local explaining :"when a Tutsi woman gets to the time of fertility and she is sure if she had sex she would become pregnant, there is this ritual that Tutsis do. The women always go back home when pregnant a spend around 3 months at their parents homes."

The process of ugapfubura is called cleansing: tutsi

"Usually, unknowingly to Hutus who were asleep then, when the king's wife was ovulating she usually could speak with her parents so that they organize one of her cousins to come and sleep with her. Tutsis are among few people who sleep with their immediate cousins in the region. Then during this time a wife would pretend that she is pregnant and ask for the husband a permission to go back to her parents so that her mother could take care of her during her morning sickness. In most of the cases Tutsi women married to Hutus could fake this morning sickness so that they get to go back home to their mothers and sleep with their cousins. This is what happened during the process that Tutsis called Ugupfubura."

Everyone else,this is why Hutus and Tutsis can never be friends! Clean cut,if you've never heard of this,you're either very young or US born. I advise consult your elders. Hutus are the most unfairly slandered and demonised people in the world,akin to Germans.
 

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Son,I've been to Kigali,specifically Kicucyiru and Remera several times though the first guy to tell me that was a Burundian Tutsi. A dude at the IBUKA, the semi official RPF NGO confirmed it. Many Ugandans,Rwandese and Congolese have told me the same.

"What is disturbing if true subject to confirmation are stories that we are hearing in Burundi, DRC, Rwanda and Uganda that many Tutsi women who marry non-Tutsi men produce children with Tutsi men so that in the end Tutsi increase their numbers at the expense of other people."

“Since we cannot replace Hutu representatives just elected and put our own people in their place, let’s make them our friends. We must conquer them by offering them gifts, especially alcohol beverages that will allow us to win secrets out of them. Offer them our girls, and if necessary, do not hesitate to arrange marriages with them. They will not resist our daughters’ angelic beauty”

Media

"It is also not true that there are intermarriages. Men have always been duped when ever they try to produce children with the tutsi women. Tutsi only produce among themselves and I know you know it."

"They have told you that if you insist the children wont be yours and you will burst your head over that. Bantu marrying a tutsi is often just a BUBBLE."

Are the Tutsis of Rwanda originally from Somalia?

These are all neighbouring Ugandans! Why is there even a term on cucking called ugapfubura? To my knowledge no other such term exists in any community. Here's a local explaining :"when a Tutsi woman gets to the time of fertility and she is sure if she had sex she would become pregnant, there is this ritual that Tutsis do. The women always go back home when pregnant a spend around 3 months at their parents homes."

The process of ugapfubura is called cleansing: tutsi

"Usually, unknowingly to Hutus who were asleep then, when the king's wife was ovulating she usually could speak with her parents so that they organize one of her cousins to come and sleep with her. Tutsis are among few people who sleep with their immediate cousins in the region. Then during this time a wife would pretend that she is pregnant and ask for the husband a permission to go back to her parents so that her mother could take care of her during her morning sickness. In most of the cases Tutsi women married to Hutus could fake this morning sickness so that they get to go back home to their mothers and sleep with their cousins. This is what happened during the process that Tutsis called Ugupfubura."

Everyone else,this is why Hutus and Tutsis can never be friends! Clean cut,if you've never heard of this,you're either very young or US born. I advise consult your elders. Hutus are the most unfairly slandered and demonised people in the world,akin to Germans.
Your first link, something is wrong, it appears to be blocked from me. Parts show up when I run the script, and I try to find the author of this humanitarian that appears to have been documenting from the 50s to the 80s, but its blocked.
Warning: strtotime <<<<<<< I'm getting a row of this and a bunch of matrix.

I'm near Nyutarama now, you were near Gasabo, so I take it some old rich muppets in their 60s were giving you their knowledge of the 'hey days', probably bitter things have changed, or you asked, and took things way out of context.


Your second link is Topix? really? Somalia? You do realise that they have found some, keyword here is some, not even close to majority, nilo-saharan genetic types, not cushytic. WTF part of Kigali are you in? what district? I can't tell you what happened in the 50s, but to be fair, I don't really care, what I care about is today, and today there is no cleansing, and today, we have a better understanding on relations.

tear up your 50s paper and realise we have the technology to dig a little deeper.

2004 research
Modern-day genetic studies of the Y-chromosome generally indicate that the Tutsi, like the Hutu, are largely of Bantu extraction (60%E1b1a, 20% B, 4% E3). Paternal genetic influences associated with the Horn of Africa and North Africa are few (16% E1b1b), and are ascribed to much earlier inhabitants who were assimilated. However, the Tutsi have considerably more Nilo-Saharan paternal lineages (14.9% B) than the Hutu (4.3% B)
that's not the horn, that's near Tanzania and Kenya, which makes obvious sense when you look at the migration. but its still minuscule.
The Levant versus the Horn of Africa: Evidence for Bidirectional Corridors of Human Migrations

Ethnic groups in Rwanda - Wikipedia
 
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Lol yes. Coz who would be willibg to have their spouse "tell them somethibg" on the jerry springer show?

But i guess what people like is the fact that some of these crazy situations can happen in real life.

A guy i knew, a girl claimed she was pregnant by him. He stepped up. Got a place for them to live together, he paid all her medical bills, bought stuff for the baby.... Obvioulsy buying her food, clothes, paying rent and bills...

Then after she gave birth the real daddy came to the delivery room to be with his baby, the room and hospital fees this poor fool had paid for.

She left with all the stuff he bought and went to her baby daddy...

...and no one got murked? :dahell:
 
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