Doug Williams: "it was a professional hit job at the Emmitt Smith roast, I was set up"

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I remember his stand up vaguely, he was nothing special. Jamie was on point with the roast. If he was funny enough he would have been able to shoot back.

Way too big a discrepancy in terms of their names at the time for Doug to shoot back at him. It’s like if Eddie was interrupting Jamie in 88, there would be nothing Jamie could say. Doug should have just swung on him.
 

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If you ever been around your nikkas and it's a roast session going on you better have some shyt in your bag. No reason to get salt because it comes with the territory. Everybody can get it. nikkas that step in the cypher realize it can easily come back to them. If you don't got it at that second just be like "Ight you got it breh". No need to come back with something lame because it'll snowball from there.

"Get him Doug" - Monique tried to save him and he somehow made it worse:mjlol:
 

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This Doug nikka looks like a whole hoe out here. Sitting in the chair recounting the story like a battered wife. I could see this hanging with Mr cooper extra looking nikka crying at the family bbq roast session. It amazes me how anybody could cosign this even with Vlad egging him on. Vlad is a sick dude.
 

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So you feel like you were set up because you're a good comedian and Jamie felt threatened, or you're a bad comedian and Jamie saw the bytch in you? :jbhmm:

exactly...his set was cringey almost from the start and he just became food...and he had no comeback for that...that shyt was super witty and understandably caught him completely off guard
 

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If you ever been around your nikkas and it's a roast session going on you better have some shyt in your bag. No reason to get salt because it comes with the territory. Everybody can get it. nikkas that step in the cypher realize it can easily come back to them. If you don't got it at that second just be like "Ight you got it breh". No need to come back with something lame because it'll snowball from there.

"Get him Doug" - Monique tried to save him and he somehow made it worse:mjlol:

exactly.
 

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If he was quick on his feet he also could’ve made his career, you got a live mic and you’re a comedian but you want to stay awkwardly silent while getting ripped up :mjlol:

man in his defense that was a brilliant ploy from foxx...I see some of y’all get flustered on here when someone says something witty and that’s with time to read the comments and take your time responding...that shyt would’ve been hard to have a comeback for in the spur of the moment...that wasn’t some regular snapping type jokes
 

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No amount of interviews, articles, sit downs about what happened will EVER change what the fukk went down that night. Jamie was roasting everyone, at a roast and dude gave him the most material to work with. That's it. As much as I love rewatching this shyt from time to time, I think both Him and Jamie need to make a buddy movie or a skit or some shyt and clear up all these dumb ass narratives they tossing back and forth.

Jamie for one been talking about how Duke was being disrespectful to folk behind the scenes talking about he's an up and comer about to take everyone's spot or whatever, and I highly doubt that's the case cause Doug Williams at NO POINT IN TIME LEADING UP TO THIS fukkING EVENT HAD ANY SORT OF PULL/SHINE/ACCOLADES in the fukking comedy world.

Like NONE. He made a few appearances on Comic View and was featured on Uptown Comedy Club. That's it. Jamie for a minute was trying his best to downplay the shyt he did in order to not appear like an a$$hole or mean since he was being considered for alot of new movie roles'n'shyt after his legendary performance in Ray and was trying to keep a favorable/likeable image because when the common person see's that skit, they don't ever check out the FULL roast where Jamie was pretty much treating errybody on the Mic like bombing acts at the Apollo. Duke gave him the most meat to work with, got seasoned, basted and roasted perfectly to the point that's the only recognition he got outside of the people that have seen him do hole in the wall shows and the cruiseship circuit up to a point. (Saw him once and he did good.)

I ain't clicked on that DJ Vlad shyt but does homey ever apologize for fukking the set up with his weak ass jokes and admit to the fact that out of EVERYONE on the panel, he had little to no right to even be there based off of prior comedic ranking or significance to Emmit smith in any way possible? Like was he a 4th string stand in or some shyt? He showed WHY he wasn't suppose to be up there in the first place, wasting damn near half his set talking to and about nikkas other than who they roasting.

"YOU HURT YOUR TOE GETTING OUT THAT LITTLE ASS CAR, SHAQ...GET YOU A REAAAAAAAAAL CAAAAAAAAAR":bryan:

Jamie was supposedly off the sauce (Something he never admits but others in attendance said) and had the perfect opportunity and took it. From the moment Jamie went "Where.....is he right now?" The whole fukking crowd lit up, 'cause errybody had the same thought in they fukking heads. "fukk is this cat, and why the fukk is he all over the place like that?":hhh:


Then when the attention got turned on his ass (pause) he couldn't mount a comeback or anything snappy to take any of the heat off himself that he already lay down with his bullshyt, jamie kept stoking the fires, and he got roasted. Simple. Jamie narrating your internal monolouge for youa nd you on the mic talking about "I need a Car loan Co-sign." nikka, please. I hope he getting paid whenever he speaks on this shyt (Prolly not for Vlad Interviews:scusthov:)and looks to edit what really happened to those he think don't know about this shyt too well, 'cause if not, he just need to LET THAT shyt GO.

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"Get 'im Doug!"
 

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No amount of interviews, articles, sit downs about what happened will EVER change what the fukk went down that night. Jamie was roasting everyone, at a roast and dude gave him the most material to work with. That's it. As much as I love rewatching this shyt from time to time, I think both Him and Jamie need to make a buddy movie or a skit or some shyt and clear up all these dumb ass narratives they tossing back and forth.

Jamie for one been talking about how Duke was being disrespectful to folk behind the scenes talking about he's an up and comer about to take everyone's spot or whatever, and I highly doubt that's the case cause Doug Williams at NO POINT IN TIME LEADING UP TO THIS fukkING EVENT HAD ANY SORT OF PULL/SHINE/ACCOLADES in the fukking comedy world.

Like NONE. He made a few appearances on Comic View and was featured on Uptown Comedy Club. That's it. Jamie for a minute was trying his best to downplay the shyt he did in order to not appear like an a$$hole or mean since he was being considered for alot of new movie roles'n'shyt after his legendary performance in Ray and was trying to keep a favorable/likeable image because when the common person see's that skit, they don't ever check out the FULL roast where Jamie was pretty much treating errybody on the Mic like bombing acts at the Apollo. Duke gave him the most meat to work with, got seasoned, basted and roasted perfectly to the point that's the only recognition he got outside of the people that have seen him do hole in the wall shows and the cruiseship circuit up to a point. (Saw him once and he did good.)

I ain't clicked on that DJ Vlad shyt but does homey ever apologize for fukking the set up with his weak ass jokes and admit to the fact that out of EVERYONE on the panel, he had little to no right to even be there based off of prior comedic ranking or significance to Emmit smith in any way possible? Like was he a 4th string stand in or some shyt? He showed WHY he wasn't suppose to be up there in the first place, wasting damn near half his set talking to and about nikkas other than who they roasting.

"YOU HURT YOUR TOE GETTING OUT THAT LITTLE ASS CAR, SHAQ...GET YOU A REAAAAAAAAAL CAAAAAAAAAR":bryan:

Jamie was supposedly off the sauce (Something he never admits but others in attendance said) and had the perfect opportunity and took it. From the moment Jamie went "Where.....is he right now?" The whole fukking crowd lit up, 'cause errybody had the same thought in they fukking heads. "fukk is this cat, and why the fukk is he all over the place like that?":hhh:


Then when the attention got turned on his ass (pause) he couldn't mount a comeback or anything snappy to take any of the heat off himself that he already lay down with his bullshyt, jamie kept stoking the fires, and he got roasted. Simple. Jamie narrating your internal monolouge for youa nd you on the mic talking about "I need a Car loan Co-sign." nikka, please. I hope he getting paid whenever he speaks on this shyt (Prolly not for Vlad Interviews:scusthov:)and looks to edit what really happened to those he think don't know about this shyt too well, 'cause if not, he just need to LET THAT shyt GO.

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"Get 'im Doug!"

Everyone on stage gets roasted that’s how it goes at these events. But dude got up there like it was his regular stand up set. Nobody wants to hear how unknown or broke you are. If anything that’s even more incentive to flame everyone because nobody really knows you. But dude bombed and when Jamie/monique tried to help him he wilted
 

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He just wasn't prepared to crack jokes....it is what it is.

Imagine if he was able to properly roast Jamie back....history might be different
 
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