Ever Found A Family Member's Porn Stash?

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

Another time my cousin had a aunt that was living at his crib, while she was at work we wanted to watch the Super Bowl I had recorded a week earlier (Cowboys v. Steelers) and there was already a tape in the VCR. It was some interracial porn and shyt.
I wanted to fukk his aunt ever since and still do, add the fact that she was the first woman I ever saw naked and her body was crazy, ass was fat and she had some big t*ts and a slight bush.

 

[William Heavy]

Whatchu know about finding a Porno, watching it, then rewinding it to exact spot it was at when you found it before putting back in the closet?

 

[RicanFury]

once me and my cousin found his pops "porn" stash. shyt was garbage. nikka had mad tennis match recordings no naked shyt. bytches doing yoga and girls tennis matches.

first we was like then we was like:noshyt: this his porn stash cuz a cpl times we pop up at the crib nikka open the door wearing a towel with this shyt playin in the backround

 

[Lavish]

@ TS story

I remember my pops brought home a nude calandar and had it up in his computer room ...this was also durin mid 90's

my sister felt offended and raised hell to my moms so he ended up taking it down

but I made sure I got a good look through it before sh!t hit the fan...I was flippin through the pages..and noticed 2 of the best pages were stuck together

it wasnt until I was about 17 that I looked back and realized wtf happened with those pages

 

[ryda518]

mom had an illigal cable box

the thing was it had 2 sets of channels, that you had to press a button to get

so one side was the regular lists but 97-98 was hbo,starz,etc.

the other row of channels was 97-98 spice,playboy

my mom use to leave at 6 am, and by 6:25(because I was smart enough to wait) I was in her room

 

[DaRealness]

....at somebody trolling your stash like that.... straight scribblign out pages...... you at the dinner table trying to get a sense of of it is ... hilarious...

The worse thing was not being able to make any inquiry as to who was in my damn drawer in the first place.

 

[TheArchitect]

When I was in L.A., my aunt's cable company for some reason, would let people watch Playboy for free for like a month every once in a blue moon. I was fukking thrilled. I distinctly remember this one scene were this guy put his nose in this biker chick's ass....Don't ask me why...

My 1st introduction to HARDCORE porn was in the 4th grade...My homies older brother (who was about 15-17 at the time) was like "Y'all nikkaz wanna see some p*ssy?!" So naturally we were like "Hell yeah!!" He brought some tapes, and nikkaz had a field day...After that, my porn days were reduced to sneaking and watching Spice and Playboy late at night and try to make out a picture...

Then came middle school...nikkaz had a damn covert porn operation going on.

It all started when my boy G-Mac from across the street would randomly find them little dirty magazines with the nasty stories and pictures in his parents room, so we'd chill and read them shyts and laugh. That's when i was introduced to the word "cock" for the first time...

A breakthrough occurred when our boy Antwoine began finding porn flicks in his parent's house (and they were pretty religious too!). In the summer, he'd call nikkaz in the morning and be like:

Me: Hello?
Antwoine: Yo, I found another flick!
Me: I'm on the way.
*CLICK*

The next breakthrough was the whole Skinemax era. We only had basic cable at my parent's house, but for some reqason when I would turn the VCR on, Cinemax and HBO would show pretty clearly. Maaaan, it was ON in the weekends....Real Sex, Shock Video, Emmanuelle, etc...All muthafukkin DAY. Wasn't no more of that trying to watch the Spice Channel and make out asses and nipples from the fukked up picture, we sen ERRRRYTHANG. Oh those were the times...(man, I'm starting to get all nostalgic and shyt now....) I'd even record them shyts....Hell, they showed clear enough!

I even once went in my parent's shyt, and discovered a drawer that held a "sex manual", and things like KY Jelly, lube, etc. Not much of a discovery, but hey......


And then, came the Internet.........................

 

[Ooh Marty]

i dont wanna talk about it

 

[Kliq_Souf]

Whatchu know about finding a Porno, watching it, then rewinding it to exact spot it was at when you found it before putting back in the closet?

LMFAO, that s some real life shyt right there

 

[Seea]

Mmhm. My stepdad had some Asian fetish VHS I would watch almost every morning before I went to school.

 

[SmoothOperator88]

My brothers porn movies.

And my parents sextape.

At least you know how you were created.

 

[SmoothOperator88]

Wrong thread. Mods delete this post.

 

[Lewis Black]

My brothers porn movies.

And my parents sextape.

link?

 

[Jasmine20]

link?

It was on VHS.

And why would I have a link to that?

 

[Silver Surfer]

My lil brother found our mom's dildo in her closet back when he was like 9..I was 11...that shyt was like 2 feet long and he came in the room swinging that shyt....we didnt know what it was for...we just knew it looked like a dikk