Girlfriend just came from my car with a tape recorder.

J.E.T.S

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Just making sure you know and accept you a piece of shyt :ehh:

Good job owning up to it but fukk you too :ehh:

I ain't hurtin'...

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These broads don't care. I don't either.

You wanna save them breh?
 

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Small one from what I could see.

She just called. I fukked up something terrible. It was concealed somewhere under my seat.

What was heard:

2 conversations with some other chicks.

Me talking to myself, rapping, and singing. I think this is the more embarrassing part of it. At one point in the audio she made out me saying "I'd fukk the shyt outta that hoe". :bryan:

Mind you that I'm no stranger to verbally evaluating bytches I see out before determining whether to pursue. I often will be like, "shyt! Her little ass fine " etc... then hop out, if at a gas station or Wal-Mart, to shoot my shot.

I have a real bad habit of saying crazy shyt and talking to myself in the car. I might even just yell for no apparent reason if I think of some fukk shyt that's going on in my life.

Be retarded brehs. :snoop:

In a nutshell: She know I have side bytches, I'm actively engaging in creep life, I'd be terrible at karaoke, I hold entire conversations with myself while driving, and I like making noises. :to:

Thank God, to my knowledge, she doesn't have a hidden camera at the house. I be dancing and fapping up a storm during my private time. If I'm not working on something of course. :whew:

She's probably going to pack up and leave. Maybe break some shyt. That'll be two good chicks I lost within a year. lol

First L was after she discovered this..



Some hoe that thought she could out drink me. :whoo:

.... at my crib. :snoop:

I'll get the police to escort me back home later or something. Just to cover my ass. We'll see what happens. :lupe:

lmao :dead::dead:
 

J.E.T.S

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Lowkey i sing If i Ever Fall In Love by Shai in the whip when im alone at the top of my voice:unsure:

Voice sounding like hot garbage juice:gag: but i put my all into it:noah:


I hope there are no recording devices in the Maxima:lupe:

Man...

Breh.....

I was singing this.......



I know I was looking weak ass hell while singing this in somebody's rear view mirror. She called me a weak ass jjicefish nikka.

I hope she's gone. Too embarrassing breh. I can't even look at her again knowing that she heard me. :wow:

It's o.v...
 

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Man...

Breh.....

I was singing this.......



I know I was looking weak ass hell while singing this in somebody's rear view mirror. She called me a weak ass jjicefish nikka.

I hope she's gone. Too embarrassing breh. I can't even look at her again knowing that she heard me. :wow:

It's o.v...

Weak ass jjicefish:ohmy::ohmy:

:laff:
 
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