“If The Bill Is $400 and It’s 4 Of Us Just Pay $100 Damn!”

Agree or disagree?

  • I agree, split it four ways!

  • Depends on who I’m with…

  • I disagree, I’m only paying for what I order.


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When’s the last time you ate somewhere nice that itemized a bunch of checks? They will happily split it equally.

tuesday lol. bday party of 10, didn't even have to ask. they just brought it out seperate.
then i recall a bday party at del monico steakhouse in vegas. the waiter specifically asked us how we wanted to pay ... some people paid in couples and the others were seperate :ehh: and the world didn't end!

but i'm pretty sure the kitchen gets each persons items on a seperate tickets so it's not rocket science to keep the orders seperate.

and yall can cut the "real nice restaurant" schtick out. the same people are quoting $50-60 totals. that's average
i had a $150 lunch today and i wouldn't even consider it a "upscale" :mjlol:
 
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Or they can get paid eforcing one check per table like many restaurants have

sure they can do whatever they want and i won't complain either way. plus i pretty much know how to get my way if i wanted to. the last time the waiter said "1 bill :damn:", i just talked to him on the side and said hey, i order a lot of drinks for everybody so just go ahead and make mine seperate and i'll take care of you. he did :yeshrug:

but yeah they can do what they want, but the goofy thing is people judging other people for not wanting to. weird flex but ok
 
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Coworkers = we each got corporate AMEX cards so the most senior person on the squad picks up the bill and let's the company reimburse them.

Friends = sometimes separate checks and sometimes we pay for each other. No one keeps track

Wife = we switch up who pays..usually me, sometimes her

Parents = I pay unless they insist
 

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Because my meal cost $40 not $50 the fukk? :stopitslime:

Don't let these people shame you into paying more than what you bought breh.

If you go into a shop and buy something that is $40 and you give them a $50, you expect your change back.
You not going to let the cashier tell you "it's only $10 bro why you pressed?"
People in here talking about broke babble it's just common sense.
Ironically they are the ones going to end up broke with that stupid money management :pachaha:
People throwing away money just to prove they got it :mjlol:
 

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When’s the last time you ate somewhere nice that itemized a bunch of checks? They will happily split it equally.
Lol I used to bartend. Typically, the server rings in each meal/drink under the person who ordered it by where they are sitting. That way when the food/drink is ready, the person running the item knows exactly where it goes and isn’t at the table auctioning it off( asking who had the ribeye medium with roasted veggies, who got the margarita)

This also makes splitting the bill by person extremely easy, not some arduous, laborious task you all are making it out to be.

Discrepancies between splitting a bill per person vs per order is usually more than 20 and I’m not comfortable asking someone to subsidize my portion nor am I in the business of throwing away money as a responsible single father.
 
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I live in Vegas. I’ve been to some of the highest end restaurants n they ask how ppl wanna pay. I guess I only hang with adults who want to pay their own way. Plus nikkas too grown n busy to go out all the time so ain’t much of this “ we go out all the time n I know someone will pay the whole tab next time.” When u aren’t a woman going out to eat every week “next time” pwith they fellas might be 8 months. Depending what states nikkas In.
 

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The Coli is funny. We’ve had threads talking about how expensive things are and how much money people aren’t making, but then have a thread like this where people come in and talk about broke bois who don’t want to split a bill evenly because they didn’t order the same as everyone else.
 

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-I'm not paying for anyone else's shyt unless we agree to that ahead of time. We all grown, have money & none of us have expectations of splitting or somebody else paying in my circle.
 

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The Coli is funny. We’ve had threads talking about how expensive things are and how much money people aren’t making, but then have a thread like this where people come in and talk about broke bois who don’t want to split a bill evenly because they didn’t order the same as everyone else.

That's exactly why I said what I said earlier in the thread. I'm more of a split the bill kinda diner, but I wouldn't dare sit up in a thread online and stick my nose in the air to shame other Black people who would rather pay for what they ordered, let alone outright call them "broke" and try to demean them. Mofos like @dora_da_destroyer and @Ed MOTHERfukkING G , amongst others, sound completely out of touch with reality and with the Black community...except the part of the Black community that lives to "stunt/show" off on other Black people. They're very in touch with that aspect of being Black in 2023. Makes it even more cringe that their fake bougie asses are just a few unexpected expenses away from being a bill splitter themselves. Imagine someone who is rich like JayZ reading their fake bougie ass replies in here lmao. They dont realize, everybody's a "broke boy" to somebody. If they're not pulling in over 7 figures annually they need to refrain from being in here with their asses on their shoulders thumbing their noses at people and calling them "broke boys". Pure out of touch goofy sh!t that borders outright c00ning.
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That's exactly why I said what I said earlier in the thread. I'm more of a split the bill kinda diner, but I wouldn't dare sit up in a thread online and stick my nose in the air to shame other Black people who would rather pay for what they ordered, let alone outright call them "broke" and try to demean them. Mofos like @dora_da_destroyer and @Ed MOTHERfukkING G , amongst others, sound completely out of touch with reality and with the Black community...except the part of the Black community that lives to "stunt/show" off on other Black people. They're very in touch with that aspect of being Black in 2023. Makes it even more cringe that their fake bougie asses are just a few unexpected expenses away from being a bill splitter themselves. Imagine someone who is rich like JayZ reading their fake bougie ass replies in here lmao. They dont realize, everybody's a "broke boy" to somebody. If they're not pulling in over 7 figures annually they need to refrain from being in here with their asses on their shoulders thumbing their noses at people and calling them "broke boys". Pure out of touch goofy sh!t that borders outright c00ning.
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I’m actually no where near a few unexpected expenses away from being a bill splitter. And sorry you feel some type of way about us advocating for equal splits when people generally had the same amount of food and drink. Nope, an extra $20 on my bill ain’t killing me and me and my friends give freely to each other, none of us is ever gonna be mad they paid a little more on a day/night out with each other. Get out ya feelings. Lol @ an even split being c00ning….man, sit yo ass down
 
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