Long Distance Relationships

[Desirous]

They work as long as you have a 2nd relationship with a local chick.

lol

 

[Ronnie Lott]

They're amazing! You got a nikka sending you shyt and calling and you can have side nikkas dikking you down.

Win win Boo.

 

[Crakface]

lol

You're the main one though. The one my heart longs for. The other chick is just my janitor. Whos going to plunge this dikk when i get backed up? You didnt love me enough to be here. You get the gifts and sweet words, the other chick gets the semen and stress.

 

[Desirous]

You're the main one though. The one my heart longs for. The other chick is just my janitor. Whos going to plunge this dikk when i get backed up? You didnt love me enough to be here. You get the gifts and sweet words, the other chick gets the semen and stress.

No.

 

[Crakface]

No.

Not like you'll know. You just gotta trust me on this. This is how it works. You think a mans sittin back with his nuts on F for 90 days at a time hoping that one of these years you're finally able to be together. You gotta let some shyt slide. Especially if you didnt have a long history in close proximity prior to the relationship.

shyt, for all you know its the distance keeping you together and once you live together you'll hate each others guts. Happens.

 

[Raye82]

My girl got accepted in peace corps in Peru so we broke it off..I didnt convince her to stay because I didnt want to ruin her dreams..we called eachother alot during the first 6 months..than it started slowing down..now I call once every 3 months..I've sent her granola bars, chocolate..stuff she likes..I prob won't see her for a few years..she's been gone a little over 2 years..but we're still friends..

Awww, who knew you had a soft side.

You better watch it though, these coli wolves might use it against you.

 

[Sad Bunny]

:

I live about an hour away from my bytch. Sad part is thats not even far. But still...I see here like...2 days a month on average over the past 6 months or so.

Long distance relationships just dont work period. I can go days...or weeks without speaking to her. Doesnt effect my day whatsoever. She has absolutely no bearing on my day-to-day life, nor mine on hers, so we contact each other outta curiosity mostly instead of some type of need.

Because of this our expectations are managed. I hope she doesnt fukk another nikka...but if she does I can understand why. If one of us doesnt move within 30 minutes of the other one sometime soon then I'll probably just keep her close til I find something else.

So long story short is they dont work. They can...but its rare.

im an hour away too....I see my girl every weekend.

you might as well be single

 

[observe]

Awww, who knew you had a soft side.

You better watch it though, these coli wolves might use it against you.

Hold the fukk up? You're a girl and I was talmbout freaking white hoes on the dance floor and grabbing titties? Wow..i shouldn't have said that

 

[Desirous]

Not like you'll know. You just gotta trust me on this. This is how it works. You think a mans sittin back with his nuts on F for 90 days at a time hoping that one of these years you're finally able to be together. You gotta let some shyt slide. Especially if you didnt have a long history in close proximity prior to the relationship.

shyt, for all you know its the distance keeping you together and once you live together you'll hate each others guts. Happens.

Best thing is not to ask or go looking for stuff.

But yah, no! lol

 

[Crakface]

My girl got accepted in peace corps in Peru so we broke it off..I didnt convince her to stay because I didnt want to ruin her dreams..we called eachother alot during the first 6 months..than it started slowing down..now I call once every 3 months..I've sent her granola bars, chocolate..stuff she likes..I prob won't see her for a few years..she's been gone a little over 2 years..but we're still friends..

You simps gonna learn. Ol ill write you every day ass nikkas.

 

[Raye82]

Hold the fukk up? You're a girl and I was talmbout freaking white hoes on the dance floor and grabbing titties? Wow..i shouldn't have said that

I thought you knew... I was just likeit's cool...that's what nikkas do sometimes.

 

[Crakface]

Best thing is not to ask or go looking for stuff.

But yah, no! lol

There you go Snow White, go to sleep.



I can tell you're a keeper.

 

[Raye82]

You simps gonna learn. Ol ill write you every day ass nikkas.

@observe, I told ya.

 

[Crakface]

@observe, I told ya.

Ol, i was waiting for you on Skype last night but you never showed up ass nikkas.

 

[observe]

@observe, I told ya.

How is simping calling someone once a week at first to calling someone once every few months?

Ol, i was waiting for you on Skype last night but you never showed up ass nikkas.