@Supreme365
I'll admit. That's harsh. But I literally deal with it day in and day out.
We have a guy who's a paraplegic. He'll call 911 and say
"I smell smoke..."
"Do you know where it's coming from? Were you cooking or anything, any flames?"
"God damn it I smell smoke, just get here."
And he hangs up.
There are notes for this guys address, paraplegic, lockbox code, alarm code etc...
It's 3 in the morning everybody goes, police, fire and ambulance. We get there...no fire, no smoke. It conveniently went away but while we're there he wants us to bring the mail in, or grab the remote from the other side of the room or change the thermostat.
This is something that happens at least 20-30 times a month, sometimes during the day, often at night.
He's never fallen, had a fire, seen a fire, had a break in, or any of the shyt we go out for, but we always treat it like an emergency. At this point I'd be fine if he just called and said "hey can you come bring me my mail, or pick up the remote that fell under the couch, I can't reach it."
We'd fukking go anyway because in America in 2019 you cannot dare say no to anyone for any reason.