Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[muse]

I got a fancy water pik flosser. Lol dat hoe has different settings and floss heads. I put it on level 6 for my first floss.

You masturbated with that shyt, stop it

 

[Rawtid]

You masturbated with that shyt, stop it

Your mother should have masturbated.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

OK now I think I have all the necessary distractions to keep me away from the coli...at least until the new year

Merry Christmas and New Years to all yall

see you in 2014

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[Libra Lady]

The ice storm has been a mess but everything here is finally back on. ​

 

[yeahisaidit]

You masturbated with that shyt, stop it

Same thing I thought when she went into details...

Your mother should have masturbated.

Well, that wasn't very nice. And on Christmas?

 

[muse]

Your mother should have masturbated.

You're gross

 

[Rawtid]

You're gross

You fell flat on your face in front of your boyfriend's parents.

Clumsy ass hoe.

 

[Rawtid]

Same thing I thought when she went into details...

Well, that wasn't very nice. And on Christmas?

Look at you traditional flossers hating. Your flossing habits are beneath me lol

 

[muse]

You fell flat on your face in front of your boyfriend's parents.

Clumsy ass hoe.

cuz you gotta cum with a water pick and im getting some good gay dikk

Wait

 

[Seea]

Time to focus.

 

[innocentdevil]

@muse and @Rawtid

Are making me laugh so hard

 

[charmander]

@muse and @Rawtid

Are making me laugh so hard

i love them both with all my heart and soul to the point it hurts

 

[muse]

@muse and @Rawtid

Are making me laugh so hard

I need to stop fronting, my gay guy skipped town on my ass, i might have to borrow that water pick

 

[Rawtid]

cuz you gotta cum with a water pick and im getting some good gay dikk

Wait

judging by your sexual habits I wouldn't expect you to know about hygiene; dental or otherwise.